By Anonymous - 25/03/2018 19:00

Today, my girlfriend named our daughter Aspen. Ass. Pen. When I hear her name I will always think of a pen in a butthole. No doubt her future classmates will too. FML
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sc3ptical 30

Most people hear Aspen and think of skiing or beautiful trees. How old are you??

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Storm Sternberg 10

Aspen is a cute name, I'm pretty sure it's rising in popularity, and it's the name of a common tree. I think you're being a bit weird about it.

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CrazyTrainWreck 19

Better than the name Bob. The letter B looks like a scrunched together 13. So have 13 in your name would be worse because it's so unlucky.

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Warmonger_Smurf 29

So if B looks like a 13, than O looks like a 0. So Bob would be 130b. There for it wouldn’t be unlucky, but an apartment number.

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CrazyTrainWreck 19

Nope you just over thought it.

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iamchazzi 8

This is by far the most random comment i have ever read

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slkeithh 14

Aspen is a beautiful tree as well as an amazing place in the world, you should get out more often and rethink having any more children

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interesting33 36

rethink having children because they don't like a name? That sounds like an overreaction.

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DanielleinDC 33

Rethink having children if he hears "Aspen"and thinks of a writing implement lodged in someone's rectum. That's a sign of someone too immature to have children or someone too stupid to have children.

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Lobby_Bee 17

You got a vivid imagination. What would you picture when you hear asshole? A hole that has an ass?

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WeirdUS 29

You definitely sound way too immature to be having kids. I look forward to the inevitable post of them splitting over him doing something immature.

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RichardPencil 30

She’ll need one of those lower back tattoos, “Insert pens here!”

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tonyfan00 38

I'll pen this down ass "bad names for my daughter"...

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Slim87R 7

Not if you actually say it right. I wonder how many reading this are named Aspen? Probably smashed the YDI button.

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