By Anonymous - 25/03/2018 19:00

Today, my girlfriend named our daughter Aspen. Ass. Pen. When I hear her name I will always think of a pen in a butthole. No doubt her future classmates will too. FML
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sc3ptical 30

Most people hear Aspen and think of skiing or beautiful trees. How old are you??

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Storm Sternberg 10

Aspen is a cute name, I'm pretty sure it's rising in popularity, and it's the name of a common tree. I think you're being a bit weird about it.

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catnipcelly 4

Aspen isn't a weird name, everyone mostly think's of a tree or just a name?? You're just a bit weird for thinking that, but now I can't un-hear that dumb pronunciation

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corky1992 33

I personally know someone with the name Aspen and I have NEVER thought of this. Wtf lol. It is actually a common name. You’re just an idiot lol.

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Andrew Underwood 7

You seem like you’re probably too immature to have had a kid. You’ve never heard of an Aspen tree?

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jkjorn 15

Thanks a lot, OP, I never would have thought of an ass pen until you mentioned it- now it's going to pop into my mind whenever I hear Aspen. You suck.

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T1A2Z3 34

Why didn't you help your girlfriend name your child?

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kitteh90 14

I’ve never thought of that name/word like that....but I sure as hell do now. Aspen was so pretty. not anymore 😂

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dexter420 21

You should look into getting some balls

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SJKatt 15

Unless you tell everyone you encounter, most of them will think of the tree rather than an ass pen. Which, come on, dude. You're a dad now. lol

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DanielleinDC 33

I hear Aspen and I think of a tree or the city in Colorado. If you're so immature you think of pens in buttholes, you probably should not have bred yet.

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