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By Guy - 28/09/2015 18:49 - Romania - Bucharest

Today, my girlfriend dumped me after I told her I found out I have diabetes. She thought it was an STD and I had cheated on her. So I explained what it really was and she dumped me again because she didn't want her future children to inherit my fucked up DNA. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2020 19:57 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because, she says, I have diabetes and she can’t handle the complications that may occur in the future. This after I arranged for her to take trip to Italy to ride horses, which has been on her bucket list for like 10 years. FML

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By sabrinatarmine_ - 22/07/2013 02:35 - United States - Carmel Valley

Today, I told my boyfriend I had diabetes. He won't talk to me anymore because he thinks I'll infect him with it. FML

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Because of him

By whytho - 19/11/2019 03:00

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I also found out I have an STD. I was clean before we dated. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2014 06:30 - United States - River Falls

Today, my boyfriend lied about having herpes, and used it as an excuse to dump me. FML

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You deserved it 3 322

By Deweyboy - 30/10/2016 04:23

Today, since I needed someone to talk to about it, I told my girlfriend how my dad was recently diagnosed with diabetes. My girlfriend's mother then told me, in graphic detail, how her father's diabetes led to his toes being hacked off. FML

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Skinny Love

By Anonymous - 17/04/2021 05:00

Today, my girlfriend of 5 years dumped me because she got tired of me being thinner than her and, in her own words, making her look bad. FML

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Get well soon

By Anonymous - 14/01/2022 11:03

Today, I found out I have aggressive brain cancer, then my girlfriend dumped me because, as she put it, if I’m going to be dead in a year anyway, she might as well move on now so as not to waste her time. I knew she was evil, it’s what I loved about her, but man, this is low even for her. FML

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By tarah - 10/03/2021 21:30

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML

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Love in the time of coronavirus

By Darkparcero33 - 28/02/2021 08:01

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Then my COVID test came back as positive. FML

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By Tori - 15/07/2012 21:52 - Australia

Today, I told my boyfriend that I've been diagnosed with gestational diabetes. Despite all my attempts to explain that he's wrong, he is totally convinced that my genitals have diabetes. This guy is going to be such a great father to our kids. FML

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WOTAN1488 24

Monday 28 September 2015 23:21

From reading this, i can safely say you're better off without her.

thedevilspawn 21

Monday 28 September 2015 23:21

The only ****** up DNA your kids would be inheriting would be from her

Comments

I_Like_Pengwinz 3

Wednesday 30 September 2015 3:53

beep beep beep! Bitch inbound, I repeat, bitch inbound!

aswethinkweiz 20

Wednesday 30 September 2015 8:46

I'm certain you can find someone with slightly more intelligence and character.

Wilffe56 9

Wednesday 30 September 2015 22:56

Must be hard being that stupid.

AcrusaderA 10

Thursday 1 October 2015 1:47

So you're mad that someone is abiding by natural selection?

rebamoo 14

Thursday 1 October 2015 1:53

I bet it would feel really good to tell her you've cured your diabetes the next time you see her. Read Reverse Diabetes Now by Dr Neal Barnard.

Zammolxes 5

Thursday 1 October 2015 9:46

Următoarea va avea iq-ul un pic mai mare, tot răul spre bine.

Thegoofygoober 15

Thursday 1 October 2015 21:19

This fml is pointless and so are the comments

gabagabaheyu 10

Friday 2 October 2015 7:25

the hell with that idiot bitch. you dont want your children inheriting her stupid.

oneil06 6

Sunday 4 October 2015 21:33

i have to ask... where did you find such a dumb chick so i can avoid that place completely.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH 4

Tuesday 6 October 2015 11:13

this is horrible. you deserve better!

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Today, I found out my girlfriend has been cheating on me. When I told my sister, she just smiled, held up a closed fist, and said "Look at the number of fucks I give!" She then raised a finger, said "Oops. Finger spasm!" then lowered it again. FML

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Today, I found out that the nickname my friend has been calling me in Japanese for the past year is the word for "Idiot". FML

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Today, my teacher called me "stupid and ignorant" for referring to myself as Asian. I'm from Pakistan. Pakistan is in Asia. FML

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Today, three days after finally having a bed to sleep on, I woke up with multiple bedbug bites. I can't use my blankets, wear any of my clothes and it's back to sleeping on the floor for me. FML

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Today, I was walking my dog, and a whole bunch of teenagers were driving around my neighborhood throwing water balloons at people. They followed me for 3 blocks. FML

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Today, while on the bus, the guy sitting beside me let out the vilest and most nauseating fart I've ever encountered, the kind that could retroactively sterilize five generations of one's ancestors with the smell alone. As I gagged, he smirked and said, "That's Taco Bell for ya." FML

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