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By Guy - 28/09/2015 18:49 - Romania - Bucharest

Today, my girlfriend dumped me after I told her I found out I have diabetes. She thought it was an STD and I had cheated on her. So I explained what it really was and she dumped me again because she didn't want her future children to inherit my fucked up DNA. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2020 19:57 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because, she says, I have diabetes and she can’t handle the complications that may occur in the future. This after I arranged for her to take trip to Italy to ride horses, which has been on her bucket list for like 10 years. FML

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By sabrinatarmine_ - 22/07/2013 02:35 - United States - Carmel Valley

Today, I told my boyfriend I had diabetes. He won't talk to me anymore because he thinks I'll infect him with it. FML

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Because of him

By whytho - 19/11/2019 03:00

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I also found out I have an STD. I was clean before we dated. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2014 06:30 - United States - River Falls

Today, my boyfriend lied about having herpes, and used it as an excuse to dump me. FML

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You deserved it 3 322

By Deweyboy - 30/10/2016 04:23

Today, since I needed someone to talk to about it, I told my girlfriend how my dad was recently diagnosed with diabetes. My girlfriend's mother then told me, in graphic detail, how her father's diabetes led to his toes being hacked off. FML

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Skinny Love

By Anonymous - 17/04/2021 05:00

Today, my girlfriend of 5 years dumped me because she got tired of me being thinner than her and, in her own words, making her look bad. FML

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Get well soon

By Anonymous - 14/01/2022 11:03

Today, I found out I have aggressive brain cancer, then my girlfriend dumped me because, as she put it, if I’m going to be dead in a year anyway, she might as well move on now so as not to waste her time. I knew she was evil, it’s what I loved about her, but man, this is low even for her. FML

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By tarah - 10/03/2021 21:30

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML

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Love in the time of coronavirus

By Darkparcero33 - 28/02/2021 08:01

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Then my COVID test came back as positive. FML

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You deserved it 148

By Tori - 15/07/2012 21:52 - Australia

Today, I told my boyfriend that I've been diagnosed with gestational diabetes. Despite all my attempts to explain that he's wrong, he is totally convinced that my genitals have diabetes. This guy is going to be such a great father to our kids. FML

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WOTAN1488 24

Monday 28 September 2015 23:21

From reading this, i can safely say you're better off without her.

thedevilspawn 21

Monday 28 September 2015 23:21

The only ****** up DNA your kids would be inheriting would be from her

Comments

inolongercare 19

Tuesday 29 September 2015 17:23

Sounds like you dodged a bullet there OP. Better off without her.

JohnForge 13

Tuesday 29 September 2015 18:47

She needs to search what diabetes is. Inconsiderate asshole she is OP. I'm a diabetic as well. I can stand by you.

asdadfhowrh 23

Tuesday 29 September 2015 20:08

She was just looking for a reason to dump you.

lyn87 7

Tuesday 29 September 2015 21:06

Not only does she seem extremely stupid & uneducated, but a complete ****. You're better off.

Mooglefox 23

Tuesday 29 September 2015 22:53

From one diabetic to another, you can do a hell a lot better than that bitch

aimbug 42

Tuesday 29 September 2015 23:29

You're much better off without her op!

Kitty1811 19

Tuesday 29 September 2015 23:36

Well thank god your kids won't be inheriting her DNA *phew*

monkeybooottie 4

Tuesday 29 September 2015 23:38

Dude, from this perspective you deserve being dumped for daring a woman who's not only stupid but empty.

kaylie1027 4

Wednesday 30 September 2015 3:06

im done this niqqa

I_Like_Pengwinz 3

Wednesday 30 September 2015 3:52

beep beep beep. bitch inbound, I repeat

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