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By Anonymous - 30/07/2012 06:41 - United States - Centralia

Today, my girlfriend decided it would be hilarious if she pulled a prank on me, so she did the classic "bucket of water on a door" one. I ended up getting stitches and a concussion on my birthday. FML

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By fmylifebadddd - 18/04/2009 04:44 - United States

Today, was my birthday. My friends love to play pranks on me. So when I entered the door for my surprise party, I became aware of the surroundings. There was nothing. Everyone was staring as I slowly entered the room. When I closed the door behind me, a freaking bucket of pee fell all over me. FML

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By Dominic - 14/06/2009 19:14 - Canada

Today, as a prank, my friends put a big bucket of water on my door so that it would spill on me as I exited my room. It would have been funny if I hadn't been holding my $900 laptop as I was walking out. FML

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By michelle91 - 02/12/2009 11:36 - Malaysia

Today, while stepping out of the shower, I slipped and cut my head. I went to the hospital, got 8 stitches and was tested for head trauma. After hours of ignoring my calls and texts, my girlfriend finally responded, very angrily. Why? Today is her birthday, and I "selfishly made it about me." FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2014 21:37 - Sweden - Ume

Today, I tried to pull the old "bucket of water above the door" prank on my brother, but the bucket didn't fall when he opened the door. He noticed it, took it down, then pinned me to the floor and waterboarded me with the ice-cold water. FML

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By happybidet - 31/10/2016 13:02 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend woke me with a surprise up on my birthday. Unfortunately, it was her screaming at the top of her lungs and punching me in the face because of a nightmare. FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 22:50 - France

Today, my girlfriend gave herself a black eye by running into a door. To avoid being teased about her clumsiness, she's telling everyone that I hit her. FML

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By bronzemedal97 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was leaning under a counter to get my girlfriend her favorite snack food out of a low cabinet when she decided it would be funny to poke me while I was in an awkward position. I jerked up, rammed my head on the bottom of the counter, and ended up at the ER with staples in my head. FML

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By *facefloor* - 24/07/2012 20:08 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I got into a heated argument at a house party. To avoid a huge scene, I pulled her into another room, during which I managed to trip over my feet and faceplant the floor. She shouted, "Hah! That's what you get!" Now everyone thinks she beat the shit out of me. FML

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By nitroman64 - 30/07/2010 23:40 - United States

Today, I was visiting my girlfriend at her house. We heard the door bell ring. She told me to jump out the window thinking it was her dad. I jumped, landed wrong, and got hurt. It turns out we were ding-dong-ditched. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/07/2015 04:20 - United States - Tempe

Today, after vacuuming, I struggled to pull the nozzle attachment out. I yanked it too hard and it flew out, hitting me in the face and causing my head to jerk back into the wall behind me. My girlfriend had to drive me to the hospital for my concussion. FML

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Monday 30 July 2012 16:11

Happy birthday!

botanistjessica 24

Monday 30 July 2012 16:12

Obviously her engineering skills are sub-par.

Comments

noisebox 1

Monday 30 July 2012 21:41

I'd say she owes you a few hummers for that or a couple of passes for back door boogie...at the very least....

zandalee 19

Tuesday 31 July 2012 14:05

Oh no you didn't just say that...

trucker67 10

Monday 30 July 2012 21:41

Happy Birthday - it may not seem funny now but you will laugh about it later and hey at least she has a sense of humor . Could be much worse .

lostfaithinpppl 19

Monday 30 July 2012 22:31

What the hell is wrong with your girlfriend? I know I wouldn't stick around if she was my girlfriend.

hateevryone 14

Monday 30 July 2012 22:36

What was she thinking?........Oh, wait she wasn't.

natkat78 3

Monday 30 July 2012 23:01

Whoever said u deserved it is a bitch! Why would she deserve that on her bday!?!?

zandalee 19

Tuesday 31 July 2012 14:07

Is a he.

HSOMGF 5

Tuesday 31 July 2012 0:22

Give yourself a birthday gift by upgrading your girlfriend.

cjgirl08 4

Tuesday 31 July 2012 1:04

Happy birthday Im sorry that your birthday isnt turning out that great. :(

Tranquilo21 3

Tuesday 31 July 2012 1:22

You better get some extra special birthday sex for that one!

NoBuenoLeno 9

Tuesday 31 July 2012 4:48

She should be on jackass lol

worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 31 July 2012 4:55

Ow...some people don't know how to do that trick correctly...but I guess receiving stiches and a concussion is better than giving them...but still that gave me a laugh...wishing you a speedy recovery...