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By blah - / Thursday 21 July 2011 14:10 / United States
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As I always say, deny deny deny, until you eventually post on websites no one knows you on. We may have an expert!

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umm OP? that iced tea you drink every morning? that's whiskey. I know the voices In you head say it's iced tea but they are sadly mistaken

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You are already being punished. Might as well start drinking now. Walk in and ask if they've met your friend "jack". Tell them "Johnny" couldn't make it this week but he will come next week with "Douglass".

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tell her to shut her fucking face uncle fucker. and if that don't work you could take her out in a boat on a lake tie to cinder blocks to her and oops off the boat she goes. JK Jk Jk lol no she will say your to drunk to drive a boat. now the serious part tell your mom your not an alcoholic and to get a breath tester to prove it so if she thinks your hammered use it to show her your not. also you nay want to think about a elderly care/insane asylum for her. also if you are reading this I am just

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Enthusiastically introduce yourself to the group and talk about how bombed you get every night from root beer

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except for the fact that they help ppl. I don't see how this is even factual because there are no instructors in AA so this is made up to begin with.

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There are no "Instructors" in AA meetings, there are meeting leaders who call on people to speak and THAT'S ALL. Unless you came in there, introduced yourself, and told them you didn't have a problem- you wouldn't have been asked to share. Furthermore, once someone shares everyone says Thanks for sharing and they move to the next person who wants to speak, they do NOT start talking back and forth to the person about whether they are really an alcoholic or not. This just doesn't happen.

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It's the witchhunt principle: only witches would denie they're witches / ahah! you admit you're a witch! while replacing witch with alcoholic

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Or you can get a bunch of bottles and put them under your moms bed and then you go find them, bring them to AA, and when she denies, you say: The first step is to admit you have a problem

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Maybe you need to shut the fuck up you fat ass American. at least my fucking country is faulting on debts it owes to third world nation like my own. its your fault for world hunger. further more it is due to western countries not stopping drug trafficking in afghanistan during the 80's and 90's that funded terrorist groups like the Taliban

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all that...just to take a look at where #70 is from...Canada. now everything you said has no meaning. sorry.

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joke it obviously went over your head.....AA is where you go to QUIT drinking so therefore they are QUITTERS( sorry hate touch screens hit enter early before$

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Well, lie detectors only mesures on the pressure, and cannot really tell if your lying or not. If a person lies with no pressure he can get away with it..

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yeah but you can just shine bright light on them and stick your face at theirs and start biting at them and put lemon juice in their veins

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