By Chad - 14/08/2010 17:37 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I made lists of what celebrities we're interested in. The first one she listed wasn't a celebrity - it was my brother. He's spending the weekend with us. FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 892
You deserved it 4 067

Same thing different taste

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dodo97 0

okay just stay with her the whole time!!

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SleepyHead34 0

well tell him to find another place to stay! jeez isnt it so easy to do!!

My god... I'd dump her... I think she's likely to cheat

morallygrey 0

Sucks to be you man. She will be sleeping with him soon enough because that's how it goes-definitely FYL!

I sense the world's most awkward threesome incoming.

Maybe she was trying to make a point because you were the one who suggested the list.

alexaluvee 0

sooo.? haha that doesn't mean anything. well it doesn't mean anything YET anyway...

YDI for making Lists. YDI becuase your brother is better looking than you. Again YDI for making lists...

FFML_314 11

Or, say "OMG this is so weird. Our number 1 person is....the same!" Then go run to your moms closet, change into one of her dresses, slap some makeup on your face and do a little dance for you girlfriend. It's foolproof! She is sure to forget about your brother, than you can have him all to yourself.