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By Chad - 14/08/2010 17:37 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I made lists of what celebrities we're interested in. The first one she listed wasn't a celebrity - it was my brother. He's spending the weekend with us. FML

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You deserved it 4 067

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2013 21:00 - Hungary - Szeged

Today, my girlfriend came over to visit me and my brother at our apartment. I left for just five minutes to fix us lunch. When I got back, she was making out with my brother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 808

You deserved it 3 981

By novacabudsforme - 15/08/2016 10:11 - Hong Kong - Central District

Today, my mother told me that I could take a friend on vacation with us. Then she added that because I have no friends, my brother can bring his girlfriend instead. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 195

You deserved it 1 000

Classy.

By klifestyle2012 - 12/11/2017 19:00

Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 127

You deserved it 330

By lonleystoner91 - 03/09/2010 08:30 - France

Today, my girlfriend of 2 months decided to wrestle with my younger brother. He has gotten more action than I have. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 038

You deserved it 7 640

By awkward. - 29/12/2012 15:50 - United Kingdom - Rickmansworth

Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 298

You deserved it 3 185

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2013 21:23 - United States - Plaquemine

Today, I showed up at my brother's house for a visit. Little did I know, there was a family gathering. My best friend was invited and I wasn't. She's "more fun and less awkward" than I am. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 978

You deserved it 3 506

By Shantoya - 17/01/2009 19:49 - United States

Today, the guy I've secretly been in love with for years told me how hot my brother is. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 864

You deserved it 2 973

By Noname - 08/03/2009 13:34 - United Kingdom

Today, my brother had his fiancée over to meet the whole family. We were having a great time with her, and my mother gushed to her that she was like the daughter she never had. I'm her daughter. FML

I agree, your life sucks 64 306

You deserved it 3 008

By CorinnenotaplanB - 28/07/2018 01:30

Today, my date for this weekend called and asked if he could bring his possible new girlfriend on our weekend getaway as well. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 770

You deserved it 276

By he's mine - 14/11/2012 07:46 - United Kingdom - Harpenden

Today, I found my sister's wedding book. Inside it was a list of potential grooms; she'd written down all of my ex-boyfriends. And my fiancé. We're getting married in three weeks. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 916

You deserved it 1 871

dodo97 0

Saturday 14 August 2010 23:17

okay just stay with her the whole time!!

WhyTheFace4 0

Saturday 14 August 2010 23:19

who does that?

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ninomunoz 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 1:08

Then even.

UpYoursInAdvance 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 1:33

AND??!

AnneFTW 17

Sunday 15 August 2010 2:55

YDI - telling your partner who you find attractive is never a good idea.

Olivia132 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 3:29

Awe, poor guy. You'd better tap that fast before she runs off. :P

ilynorrington 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 4:14

she shoulda put johnny depp

Emmy_The_Great 2

Sunday 15 August 2010 4:26

YDI for making that kind of list.

gummib3ar 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 4:29

i agree with #1

lito27 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 4:33

break up with her you dumb pussy whipped bitch.

paralyzingsilenc 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 5:19

70- That comment cracked me up. I couldn't agree more. :p

chrissaaababy 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 5:58

why would you do this in the first place?

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Today, I realized that I'm the only person in my house not getting any. My sister is sleeping with my ex. My roommate is sleeping with my brother, and my mom texted me, asking to make it look like she slept in her bed so that she didn't have to do the "walk of shame" in the morning. FML

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Today, and every time I try to talk to my mother about being a lesbian, she just says in the most condescending way, "Oh no you're not sweetie, it’s just a phase." The "phase" has lasted 17 years, including marrying my wife and adopting twin sons, but sure, it’s “just a phase.” FML

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Today, I sent a girl a friendly conversation starter on Facebook. She replied, "I know what you guys are like. Oh, and that invitation to a date in about 5 messages time? Not a chance." FML

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Today, my car is so unreliable that I received a letter saying that it had been kicked out of the American Automobile Association. FML

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Today, my 3-year-old daughter came along, pointing a finger at me. I pretended to eat it by putting it in my mouth. She then said to me with disgust, "Why are you eating my booger?" Ah, that explains the saltiness… FML

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Today, I came home after spending two days in the hospital for suicidal ideation and found a summons for jury duty in the mail. FML

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Today, my girlfriend and I were doing the deed when she suddenly said, "Hold on babe, I think my nose ring fell out." After she couldn't find it for a minute, she said, "I'm sure it's on the bed somewhere." Immediately after that, she yelled, "OH MY GOD, I JUST SWALLOWED IT." FML

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Today, I tried to save a dying bird I found on the sidewalk. I got a parking ticket for $114 in front of the animal hospital. I later found out the bird died. FML

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Same thing different taste

Classy.

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