Miscellaneous: Today, my friends told me that they couldn't make it to my birthday...

By Jim - 10/03/2011 18:09 - United States

Today, my friends told me that they couldn't make it to my birthday dinner unless I changed the time, because I'd made dinner reservations that would clash with the new episode of Jersey Shore. FML

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By ELLI - 02/10/2017 04:30

Today, all of my friends showed up an hour late for my 18th birthday party because they decided to go get dinner without me. FML

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By Muralove - 14/05/2015 02:55 - United States - Matawan

Today, my friends told me they will be unable to attend my birthday party on Friday because they'll be watching the Vampire Diaries finale. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2009 04:24 - United States

Today, I was invited to a birthday dinner at a restaurant. As I was leaving, I get a text from the birthday girl's boyfriend saying that it was cancelled. Hungry, I decided to go to that particular restaurant anyway. Turns out the party wasn't cancelled. Half the party just didn't want me there. FML

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Left behind

By Anonymous - 01/10/2020 17:02 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, it was my best friend's birthday party. Her boyfriend and I agreed to organize a dinner date to surprise her and celebrate. They celebrated, but forgot me until they arrived at the restaurant and saw the dinner reservation under my name. FML

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By OneGirlsLife - 15/06/2017 06:00 - United States - Spartanburg

Today, it was supposed to be my birthday dinner with two of my friends. They're both now bringing their boyfriends, so I get to be the fifth wheel to my own birthday dinner. FML

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Thanks everyone

By HappyBirthdayToMe - 10/04/2023 11:00 - Ireland - Waterford

Today, I'd organized a small dinner with immediate family for my birthday. I’ve since received texts from every one of them, cancelling due to varying reasons. My parents excuse is the funniest - they went out last night for a coworker’s party, and don’t want to go out again tonight. For me. Their child. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2009 11:10 - United States

Today, I facebooked my friends about my upcoming birthday party, and told them to keep the date free. I got several responses telling me that's not possible, because that's the day the new Harry Potter movie comes out. FML

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Wait!

By jordy1995 - 16/07/2011 04:25 - United States

Today, I found out I can't go to my best friend's birthday party. To cheer me up, my parents decided to take me and my brother to my favorite pizzeria for dinner. When I was ready and went downstairs, I discovered they left already. They forgot me. FML

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By looking4newvenue - 23/02/2015 20:49 - United States

Today, my wedding venue called and canceled our reservation because we were double booked with a spaghetti bingo night, which they felt was more important. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2015 12:28 - United Kingdom - Dundee

Today, it was my 18th birthday and I was told I couldn't get the night off work because a party of 34 had booked into the restaurant. It turned out my family had come in to 'celebrate' by making me wait on them. They were a nightmare, thought it was hilarious to be difficult, and didn't tip. FML

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IamnumberFOUR 0

Friday 11 March 2011 0:02

if only there was something that could record things for you to watch it later, OP u need better friends

Lintutu 0

Friday 11 March 2011 0:02

They are not your real friends if they think some shitty reality show is more important

Comments

Zodaicz 4

Friday 11 March 2011 15:54

Why do people watch a show retarded people getting wasted and then having sex...for one thing it puts a bad reputation on other Americans like me.

dakorok 6

Friday 11 March 2011 16:05

Get new friends. Seriously.

smoke_eater05 0

Friday 11 March 2011 16:51

they can fistpump each other's butt holes while watching it too

chevy1969 0

Friday 11 March 2011 17:15

Jersey Shore is ******* stupid.

DrButtermaker 0

Friday 11 March 2011 17:17

They probably know how to use a dvr, they are probably the type of losers that only feel cool if they watch it exactly when it airs... Can't fall behind the "cool curve"..

Casuality 6

Friday 11 March 2011 18:21

I'm so sorry hun :( You definitely need new friends, these so called "friends" of yours should be slapped. There's no reason someone should be your top priority when they don't give a damn about you.You put them at your top priority inviting them instead of other people,but they don't appreciate it.There are people who would,trust me.Look around,do you see someone who might? If you don't,look harder.:) I wish you a lot of happiness,new and real friendships,lots of love and of course a HAPPY BIRTHDAY!