Miscellaneous: Today, my friends told me that they couldn't make it to my birthday...

By Jim - 10/03/2011 18:09 - United States

Today, my friends told me that they couldn't make it to my birthday dinner unless I changed the time, because I'd made dinner reservations that would clash with the new episode of Jersey Shore. FML

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By ELLI - 02/10/2017 04:30

Today, all of my friends showed up an hour late for my 18th birthday party because they decided to go get dinner without me. FML

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You deserved it 280

By Muralove - 14/05/2015 02:55 - United States - Matawan

Today, my friends told me they will be unable to attend my birthday party on Friday because they'll be watching the Vampire Diaries finale. FML

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You deserved it 3 483

By Anonymous - 11/10/2009 04:24 - United States

Today, I was invited to a birthday dinner at a restaurant. As I was leaving, I get a text from the birthday girl's boyfriend saying that it was cancelled. Hungry, I decided to go to that particular restaurant anyway. Turns out the party wasn't cancelled. Half the party just didn't want me there. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2020 17:02 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, it was my best friend's birthday party. Her boyfriend and I agreed to organize a dinner date to surprise her and celebrate. They celebrated, but forgot me until they arrived at the restaurant and saw the dinner reservation under my name. FML

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You deserved it 144

By OneGirlsLife - 15/06/2017 06:00 - United States - Spartanburg

Today, it was supposed to be my birthday dinner with two of my friends. They're both now bringing their boyfriends, so I get to be the fifth wheel to my own birthday dinner. FML

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By HappyBirthdayToMe - 10/04/2023 11:00 - Ireland - Waterford

Today, I'd organized a small dinner with immediate family for my birthday. I’ve since received texts from every one of them, cancelling due to varying reasons. My parents excuse is the funniest - they went out last night for a coworker’s party, and don’t want to go out again tonight. For me. Their child. FML

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You deserved it 107

By Anonymous - 16/06/2009 11:10 - United States

Today, I facebooked my friends about my upcoming birthday party, and told them to keep the date free. I got several responses telling me that's not possible, because that's the day the new Harry Potter movie comes out. FML

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By jordy1995 - 16/07/2011 04:25 - United States

Today, I found out I can't go to my best friend's birthday party. To cheer me up, my parents decided to take me and my brother to my favorite pizzeria for dinner. When I was ready and went downstairs, I discovered they left already. They forgot me. FML

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You deserved it 3 228

By looking4newvenue - 23/02/2015 20:49 - United States

Today, my wedding venue called and canceled our reservation because we were double booked with a spaghetti bingo night, which they felt was more important. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2015 12:28 - United Kingdom - Dundee

Today, it was my 18th birthday and I was told I couldn't get the night off work because a party of 34 had booked into the restaurant. It turned out my family had come in to 'celebrate' by making me wait on them. They were a nightmare, thought it was hilarious to be difficult, and didn't tip. FML

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You deserved it 2 819

IamnumberFOUR 0

Friday 11 March 2011 0:02

if only there was something that could record things for you to watch it later, OP u need better friends

Lintutu 0

Friday 11 March 2011 0:02

They are not your real friends if they think some shitty reality show is more important

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XbrainsplosionX 0

Friday 11 March 2011 6:09

if your friends watches jersey shore you should kill them all. augmented natural selection FTW

bamafanatic82 0

Friday 11 March 2011 6:19

I love Snookie

jess6blondie9 2

Friday 11 March 2011 6:49

Me too!(:

Bubblerider 3

Friday 11 March 2011 6:29

JERSEY SHORE SUCKS!!!!!!!!!! >:|

trey9991 0

Friday 11 March 2011 6:41

u don't mess with jersey shore time!!!!! it's more important than work, school, life anything!!!!!!

MissBunny25 0

Friday 11 March 2011 19:26

omg you look like the situation! speaking of jersey shore lol

musicsadyingart 12

Friday 11 March 2011 6:45

YDI for having friends that watch Jersey Shore.

devil_dog69 0

Friday 11 March 2011 6:54

****** up friends ditch them

dez63 9

Friday 11 March 2011 7:07

who the **** cares about jersey shore anyway!?

momma_jess20 0

Friday 11 March 2011 7:57

they definately are not real friends if they were actually being serious...id suggest finding a new group to hang around

Animeninja117 2

Friday 11 March 2011 7:57

well then... uh, we got a situation

liindsjayy 0

Friday 11 March 2011 8:05

Hah. Thursday nights not a good time

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Today, one of my friends confessed his love for me and said he wanted to be more than friends. Jaded by guys who only wanted one thing, I pushed him away saying, “Oh really, is that what you think you need to say to get in my pants?” He frowned and stormed off. Later, I found out he really did want a relationship. FML

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Today, I was riding on the back of my dad's motorcycle. After a few minutes, the vibrations from the engine became way too much for me and I couldn't control myself. I had such an intense orgasm, sitting right behind my father, with my arms around his waist. FML

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Today, I saw someone accidentally leave their headlights on downtown. Trying to be a helpful, I chased them down 2 blocks only to be informed that their headlights automatically turn off. FML

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Today, my mother got remarried. I am now officially older than my step-father. FML

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Today, I was having sex with a girl when her parents decided to come home early. Trying to run out the back door I fell and broke my ankle. Not only did her former Navy Seal father find out I was banging his little princess, he drove me to the ER, alone. FML

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Today, I was cuddling on the couch with my girlfriend when I started to tickle her, she asked me to stop but I continued. She had a reaction, and kneed me in the happy sacks. FML

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Today, like most days, I awoke from a dream where my hair was long again. This time, it was in the way while I was trying to drink water from a fountain. I lost my hair from chemo; it's slowly growing back. FML

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Today, I found out that my sister, who is 16 years older than me, is actually my biological mother. She and my parents decided it was best that I didn't know who my real mother was, and to be raised by my grandparents as their child. I've always hated my sister. FML

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