Miscellaneous: Today, my friends told me, "Don't worry about your bad acne....

By Anonymous - 19/02/2010 20:27 - United States

Today, my friends told me, "Don't worry about your bad acne. It kind of looks like the pattern the avatars have on their heads." FML

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By collball22 - 22/08/2011 04:58 - United States

Today, I was with my boyfriend and I said that I was self-conscious of my acne. He told me that only one of my zits was noticeable and that it wasn't so bad. In fact he said it looked cool, like a bullet wound or something "awesome" like that. FML

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By balletteacher - 08/09/2012 20:32 - United States

Today, I realized my acne looks like star constellations. I've already found the Little Dipper on my left cheek. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2013 19:11 - United States - Ontario

Today, I found myself admiring my eyelids for being the only parts of my face not covered in acne. FML

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By SadFace - 21/02/2013 13:04 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I realized my acne is so bad that the Facebook face recognition could recognize all of my friends in a group photo except me. FML

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By ew - 04/10/2009 15:41 - United States

Today, I noticed that my acne has gotten so bad, I can see it out of my peripheral vision. FML

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By ugh - 01/10/2009 15:49 - United States

Today, I realized that I can't shave my unibrow because I have too much acne on my forehead. FML

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By twoface_chick - 15/01/2015 07:28 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I have bad adult acne. This wouldn't be so bad, except that it's only on one side of my face. I look like a Batman villain. FML

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By Boyufd - 30/07/2020 23:01

Today, I noticed my acne scars are almost forming the Batman symbol. FML

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By fmylifegirl - 29/12/2009 20:59 - United States

Today, my girlfriends and I got a caricature painting while on a trip in the city. Unfortunately for me, the part of my appearance that the artist decided to exaggerate was my acne. FML

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By nybaby - 29/11/2010 21:17 - United States

Today, a little girl pointed to the acne on my face and said to her dad, "Look at how many mosquito bites she has on her face!" FML

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reyemrein 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 1:14

your friends seem to be broken, better go buy some new ones

yma24 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 1:11

some friends you have!!!

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kimchicka 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 6:53

eee. that's ****** up..

spiderman0606 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 7:21

Wow, a mod with a sense of humour.

sum1savemeh 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 7:32

sirin is the bestest mod ever!

qr_fml 21

Saturday 20 February 2010 7:38

lmao!

MadaZer0 8

Saturday 20 February 2010 7:46

98... I think she's so cute I would hug her until she dies! Even then will I still continue to hug her motionless body!!! ;)

MadaZer0 8

Saturday 20 February 2010 7:48

104... Really? "Beatest"? Wtf are you? A six year old on crack that got dropped as a baby down a river of a Nile!?

MermaidSongXOXO 6

Saturday 20 February 2010 7:49

#106 Mad, what is it with you and the necrophilia? *shakes head*

MadaZer0 8

Saturday 20 February 2010 8:00

What is it with you and your blue eyes? You damn dragon!

Mx_Rider 6

Saturday 20 February 2010 10:51

eh... everybody makes a big deal about avatar -_- *Blow me*

Eddie_Paints 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 10:54

Sirin, My Sword is yours. Command it as you will and your enemies will die swift and painless deaths! That is,of course you WANT them to suffer!!

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