Love: Today, my friend said he'd give me 20 bucks if I would ask out...

By steven - 24/06/2009 15:33 - Canada

Today, my friend said he'd give me 20 bucks if I would ask out the ugliest girl in school. I did it. She rejected me. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/01/2014 00:33 - United States - Durham

Today, I told my friend I would pay him to ask out the ugliest girl he knew. He asked out my girlfriend. FML

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By Mr. Shawzy - 14/01/2009 13:09 - Canada

Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML

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By this guy - 21/11/2013 05:27 - United States - Alhambra

Today, I got rejected by a girl I wasn't even trying to ask out. FML

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You deserved it 4 160

By theuglyfriend - 17/07/2012 06:09 - United States - Riverbank

Today, I went to a coffee shop with my friend. The guy rang her up and said it was only a dollar as he winked at her $10 purchase. Then he rang me up at completely full price. She got his number and I got to be the ugly friend once again. FML

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By 10 years, 0 dates - 28/11/2020 11:03

Today, I wanted to ask out this cute girl I used to work with. Before I could, she said she likes my only friend there, and asked if could I set them up. Trying to be nice guy and good friend, I did. Then she made her complete lack of interest in me obvious. But hey, at least the gay guy she hung out with thought I was cute. FML

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By Tgreject - 16/08/2009 04:33 - United States

Today, I was planning on asking out a girl I've been really close to for a few months now. I was with her when I got a forward text from my friend. It was from the girl and it said "noooo tell him not to ask me out I don't like him." I got rejected via forward text before I told her how I felt. FML

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By izzy_the_pessimist - 10/09/2018 18:30

Today, at lunch, I was talking to my friends about having a boyfriend. Suddenly, some boy I don't even know said, "Nobody wants to date that ugly bitch." FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2013 21:37 - United States - Hesperia

Today, I asked out the girl who always looks and smiles at me in class. I was surprised when she rejected me until I found out she was actually always looking at the clock behind me, and smiling when class is almost over. FML

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By apparentlybutch - 05/09/2014 21:11 - United States - Fort Wayne

Today, I asked out the girl I really like. She turned me down, saying that she's a lesbian. That'd be fine, if I were a guy. FML

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You deserved it 4 567

Classic prank

By Anonymous - 02/07/2022 00:00

Today, I have such crippling low self-esteem that when a girl from my class asked me out, I was instantly convinced she couldn’t actually be interested in me and must be setting me up for some sort of nasty prank, so I told her I wasn’t going to fall for it and to fuck off. She started crying. FML

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xHaniffax 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 19:51

Probably because she knew you were doing it as a joke. you're a jerk you asshole.

ilikeboys 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 19:50

HAHAHAHAHAHA you sooo deserved it

Comments

dgafprincess90 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 20:19

ydi asshole thats ****** up shit shes gonna turn out to be a very successful business woman n your gonna be the 45 yr old dude still living with your parents ydi

kewlcat 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 7:46

just because someone is ugly, doesnt mean theyre gonna be successful.

Jord111222333 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 20:20

ya u asked her so he owes you 20$. from what I read he didn't mention anything about her having to say yes to go on a date in order to recieve the money.

Redneck325Ci 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 20:20

YDI for being a douche nozzle. She probably realized that you have an inverted penis and didn't want anything to do with you because of the lack of satisfaction. Hopefully the rest of the school finds out that you got turned down by her and they all make fun of you and/or this chicks older brother, if she has one..kicks your ass.

barlessprison 16

Wednesday 24 June 2009 20:20

After being such a ********, did you really expect people to sympathize with you? YDI completely.

thetr00per 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 20:21

at least you got 20

Acid80 3

Wednesday 24 June 2009 20:21

Hey can buy hooker with 20 bucks

pjunior89 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 20:22

epic failure on 2 levels 1. you're a douche bag 2. you was soo asking for it..

lingfeng 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 20:23

LOL you *totally* deserved that one. Just because she may not be the most attractive girl doesn't make her an idiot, you know, nor does it make her desperate enough to say "yes" to any guy who asks her out. She could probably tell you were being a jackass.