Love and Awkward: Classic prank

Classic prank

By Anonymous - 02/07/2022 00:00

Today, I have such crippling low self-esteem that when a girl from my class asked me out, I was instantly convinced she couldn’t actually be interested in me and must be setting me up for some sort of nasty prank, so I told her I wasn’t going to fall for it and to fuck off. She started crying. FML

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By SY5623 - 12/08/2015 00:00 - United Kingdom - Edinburgh

Today, I got all excited because I thought my crush was flirting with me, when in actuality she was taking advantage of me liking her so she and her friends could make fun of my speech impediment. FML

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Is she Julia Stiles?

By Anonymous - 27/12/2021 01:59 - United States - Weehawken

Today, I asked a girl out. She sent me a whole list of reasons that she hated me. FML

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You deserved it 148

Early warning

By Loser - 04/10/2022 09:30

Today, I went out to dinner with the girl of my dreams. Wanting to get to know her, I asked her what she’s looking for in a relationship. She scoffed and said how relationships are for the weak and that it’s better to not catch feelings to avoid being hurt. I guess I don’t have a chance. FML

I agree, your life sucks 931

You deserved it 128

By steven - 24/06/2009 15:33 - Canada

Today, my friend said he'd give me 20 bucks if I would ask out the ugliest girl in school. I did it. She rejected me. FML

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You deserved it 112 524

Inebriated utterances

By Brenden Alistair Maye - 30/07/2021 01:59

Today, after the girl I fell head over heels for asked me out last night, it turns out she was so drunk at the time, she doesn't remember and doesn't want to date me at all. I'm beginning to feel like my life is some shitty movie. FML

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You deserved it 104

By Gaz47 - 27/07/2018 19:00

Today, I was online dating and a girl from high school messaged me. Thinking she might have matured since we're now in our 40's, I messaged back. She then said it was a joke and that I'm still a desperate, pathetic nerd trying to score with the hottest girl in class. FML

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You deserved it 340

By J. Homen - 30/03/2013 22:22 - United States

Today, the girl I thought I was dating got into a fight with me over the phone. She did this because she bet her boyfriend that she could make me cry on FaceTime. She won the bet. FML

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You deserved it 5 790

Let down

By colts609380 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Corona

Today, I finally gained the nerve to ask out the girl of my dreams. She responded by saying, "You need to lower your standards." FML

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You deserved it 3 231

By DopeDickDover - 26/10/2015 15:50 - United States

Today, at school, a cute girl kept glancing up at me, giggling, and looking away as soon as I looked at her. So naturally I walked up to her and asked if she wanted to go out sometime. She said she didn't like me, she was just laughing at how big a zit was on my forehead. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 371

You deserved it 2 565

By Tgreject - 16/08/2009 04:33 - United States

Today, I was planning on asking out a girl I've been really close to for a few months now. I was with her when I got a forward text from my friend. It was from the girl and it said "noooo tell him not to ask me out I don't like him." I got rejected via forward text before I told her how I felt. FML

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You deserved it 3 167

cuz803 44

Saturday 2 July 2022 0:55

You need to apologize to her and reevaluate some issues. Tell her you're sincerely sorry and that you have some reflection you need to work on before dating. Treat people more kindly. It also sounds like you're a victim of bullying for believing it was a set up and used assumption based off experience. Maybe therapy and exercise will help curb your insecurities. Try a gym (maybe a combat sports gym if you have a history of being attacked).

SamanthaThe1st 22

Saturday 2 July 2022 0:55

Go apologize

Comments

SamanthaThe1st 22

Saturday 2 July 2022 0:55

Go apologize

cuz803 44

Saturday 2 July 2022 0:55

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 2 July 2022 1:00

Aha! You got her! She was sad that she wasn't able to get video of you acting like you belonged with her. It probably would have gone viral. Sure, it would stink to have millions point and laugh at you, but you might have gotten a few pity ***** out of it.

poopface82 18

Saturday 2 July 2022 1:25

Get thee to a therapist ASAP.

Marcella1016 31

Saturday 2 July 2022 10:47

Are you also one of those guys who blames every woman in the world for you being single and involuntarily celibate?

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 2 July 2022 15:25

They're called incels, a portmanteau of involuntarily celibate. Don't ask me how I know that. Incel, that is, you can ask me how I know what portmanteau is.