Love: Today, my friend said he'd give me 20 bucks if I would ask out...

By steven - 24/06/2009 15:33 - Canada

Today, my friend said he'd give me 20 bucks if I would ask out the ugliest girl in school. I did it. She rejected me. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/01/2014 00:33 - United States - Durham

Today, I told my friend I would pay him to ask out the ugliest girl he knew. He asked out my girlfriend. FML

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By Mr. Shawzy - 14/01/2009 13:09 - Canada

Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML

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By this guy - 21/11/2013 05:27 - United States - Alhambra

Today, I got rejected by a girl I wasn't even trying to ask out. FML

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By theuglyfriend - 17/07/2012 06:09 - United States - Riverbank

Today, I went to a coffee shop with my friend. The guy rang her up and said it was only a dollar as he winked at her $10 purchase. Then he rang me up at completely full price. She got his number and I got to be the ugly friend once again. FML

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By 10 years, 0 dates - 28/11/2020 11:03

Today, I wanted to ask out this cute girl I used to work with. Before I could, she said she likes my only friend there, and asked if could I set them up. Trying to be nice guy and good friend, I did. Then she made her complete lack of interest in me obvious. But hey, at least the gay guy she hung out with thought I was cute. FML

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By Tgreject - 16/08/2009 04:33 - United States

Today, I was planning on asking out a girl I've been really close to for a few months now. I was with her when I got a forward text from my friend. It was from the girl and it said "noooo tell him not to ask me out I don't like him." I got rejected via forward text before I told her how I felt. FML

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By izzy_the_pessimist - 10/09/2018 18:30

Today, at lunch, I was talking to my friends about having a boyfriend. Suddenly, some boy I don't even know said, "Nobody wants to date that ugly bitch." FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2013 21:37 - United States - Hesperia

Today, I asked out the girl who always looks and smiles at me in class. I was surprised when she rejected me until I found out she was actually always looking at the clock behind me, and smiling when class is almost over. FML

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By apparentlybutch - 05/09/2014 21:11 - United States - Fort Wayne

Today, I asked out the girl I really like. She turned me down, saying that she's a lesbian. That'd be fine, if I were a guy. FML

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Classic prank

By Anonymous - 02/07/2022 00:00

Today, I have such crippling low self-esteem that when a girl from my class asked me out, I was instantly convinced she couldn’t actually be interested in me and must be setting me up for some sort of nasty prank, so I told her I wasn’t going to fall for it and to fuck off. She started crying. FML

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xHaniffax 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 19:51

Probably because she knew you were doing it as a joke. you're a jerk you asshole.

ilikeboys 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 19:50

HAHAHAHAHAHA you sooo deserved it

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PsychoX 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 22:44

Aww. She needs to be more creative. Something involving a thousand papercuts from said $20 bill while you're sleeping. Asshole.

AndelleRae 9

Wednesday 24 June 2009 22:48

You're a ******* dick, dude. People used to do this to me in high school all the time. It's not fun to deal with, and I hope you get to deal with monster amounts of guilt about it. Chances are, she wasn't even ugly, she was probably just overweight. (And no, all of you anti-fat assholes, that does NOT equal ugly.)

anniebananie 3

Thursday 25 June 2009 5:14

"Anti-fat assholes"? Are you serious? You do realize that people are not supposed to be fat? We are not made to sit around on our asses all day and eat junk food. Our bodies are made to be active, and are supposed to be fed natural foods. If we actually used our bodies like they are meant to be used, there would be no fat people. Do you ever see fat deer, squirrels, or any other wild animals? Being fat is unnatural. People are attracted to the shape of the human body as it would be seen in nature.. it's just how we're made. Now stop whining and go outside.

ohhhhshizzz 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 7:58

Actually in history most people WE'RE fat, and it was actually not attractive to be skinny. Besides you can be active and be fat, I know plenty people like that. But then again we might be talking about two diff. fats.

KarmaHatesUs 0

Friday 26 June 2009 19:47

Are YOU serious?! It is equally unhealthy to be underweight, and if you are you can become infertile. You also have to take into account varying metabolisms and certain types of diseases and disabilities. PS. The guy IS a dick, and the OP didn't say at any point the girl was fat.

Katzilla_dances 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 22:50

YDI for being a jerk.

stephanietong 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 22:53

Ugly body is no match for the ugliness of your personality.

jaynesays 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 23:02

a hundred people said it already, but i'm going to repeat it so it's perfectly clear: just because you think a girl is ugly, doesn't mean she's stupid, too. and, for the record, good looks don't always equal intelligence either.