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By steven - 24/06/2009 15:33 - Canada

Today, my friend said he'd give me 20 bucks if I would ask out the ugliest girl in school. I did it. She rejected me. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/01/2014 00:33 - United States - Durham

Today, I told my friend I would pay him to ask out the ugliest girl he knew. He asked out my girlfriend. FML

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By Mr. Shawzy - 14/01/2009 13:09 - Canada

Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML

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By this guy - 21/11/2013 05:27 - United States - Alhambra

Today, I got rejected by a girl I wasn't even trying to ask out. FML

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By theuglyfriend - 17/07/2012 06:09 - United States - Riverbank

Today, I went to a coffee shop with my friend. The guy rang her up and said it was only a dollar as he winked at her $10 purchase. Then he rang me up at completely full price. She got his number and I got to be the ugly friend once again. FML

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By 10 years, 0 dates - 28/11/2020 11:03

Today, I wanted to ask out this cute girl I used to work with. Before I could, she said she likes my only friend there, and asked if could I set them up. Trying to be nice guy and good friend, I did. Then she made her complete lack of interest in me obvious. But hey, at least the gay guy she hung out with thought I was cute. FML

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By Tgreject - 16/08/2009 04:33 - United States

Today, I was planning on asking out a girl I've been really close to for a few months now. I was with her when I got a forward text from my friend. It was from the girl and it said "noooo tell him not to ask me out I don't like him." I got rejected via forward text before I told her how I felt. FML

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By izzy_the_pessimist - 10/09/2018 18:30

Today, at lunch, I was talking to my friends about having a boyfriend. Suddenly, some boy I don't even know said, "Nobody wants to date that ugly bitch." FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2013 21:37 - United States - Hesperia

Today, I asked out the girl who always looks and smiles at me in class. I was surprised when she rejected me until I found out she was actually always looking at the clock behind me, and smiling when class is almost over. FML

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By apparentlybutch - 05/09/2014 21:11 - United States - Fort Wayne

Today, I asked out the girl I really like. She turned me down, saying that she's a lesbian. That'd be fine, if I were a guy. FML

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Classic prank

By Anonymous - 02/07/2022 00:00

Today, I have such crippling low self-esteem that when a girl from my class asked me out, I was instantly convinced she couldn’t actually be interested in me and must be setting me up for some sort of nasty prank, so I told her I wasn’t going to fall for it and to fuck off. She started crying. FML

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xHaniffax 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 19:51

Probably because she knew you were doing it as a joke. you're a jerk you asshole.

ilikeboys 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 19:50

HAHAHAHAHAHA you sooo deserved it

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legion13 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 23:52

Why is evryone saying he's an asshole? This is pretty funny.

renyark209 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 23:55

Haha girls can be like that. Some girls at my school, for example, just know when guys are ****** with them and will just say no right on the spot. Either way, YDI

renyark209 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 23:58

And thats another thing. It really pisses me off how people will just jump to conclusions and just assume the guys is ugly. One of my friends did that to a pretty ugly girl for a bet and was rejected not because she thought he was ugly, but becaise she knew they were just screwin or at least believed so.

colormefancy 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 0:21

AHAHA your an asshole. Hope it felt like a kick in the nuts guess your not the HOT SHIT you thought you were eh buddy. Well on the plus side you know have $20.00 you can buy some **** and lube because not even the ugliest girl at school wants you :D you life is definetly ******. OP just joined the V card for life group

Jiska1990 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 0:24

Not every 'ugly' person is desperate.. Why shouldn't she reject you? It IS possible she just didn't like you!

Upside_Down 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 0:31

poor girl. she probably thought it was a joke so she said no. or you might be really ugly.

RespondomaticMan 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 0:35

You get 20 bucks, and you don't have to date the ugliest girl in school. What's the problem here?

seb12992 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 0:35

YDI hands down. And how the hell is this an FML? If this girl is so ugly then why would you want to go out with her in the first place? You should be happy she said no. And you got $20 out of it. God, the OP is a straight jackass.

neokiller_fml 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 0:49

Oh my god haha I bet your british ugly **** aahhhahahahah

purplesucker 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 0:49

100% YDI! You horrible person! That's heartless and cruel to fake ask out someone! No wonder she rejected you! She probably knew the horrible nasty person you are!