Love: Today, my friend said he'd give me 20 bucks if I would ask out...

By steven - 24/06/2009 15:33 - Canada

Today, my friend said he'd give me 20 bucks if I would ask out the ugliest girl in school. I did it. She rejected me. FML

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You deserved it 112 526

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By Anonymous - 26/01/2014 00:33 - United States - Durham

Today, I told my friend I would pay him to ask out the ugliest girl he knew. He asked out my girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 937

You deserved it 52 923

By Mr. Shawzy - 14/01/2009 13:09 - Canada

Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 434

You deserved it 9 216

By this guy - 21/11/2013 05:27 - United States - Alhambra

Today, I got rejected by a girl I wasn't even trying to ask out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 429

You deserved it 4 161

By theuglyfriend - 17/07/2012 06:09 - United States - Riverbank

Today, I went to a coffee shop with my friend. The guy rang her up and said it was only a dollar as he winked at her $10 purchase. Then he rang me up at completely full price. She got his number and I got to be the ugly friend once again. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 717

You deserved it 3 718

Silver linings

By 10 years, 0 dates - 28/11/2020 11:03

Today, I wanted to ask out this cute girl I used to work with. Before I could, she said she likes my only friend there, and asked if could I set them up. Trying to be nice guy and good friend, I did. Then she made her complete lack of interest in me obvious. But hey, at least the gay guy she hung out with thought I was cute. FML

I agree, your life sucks 827

You deserved it 140

By Tgreject - 16/08/2009 04:33 - United States

Today, I was planning on asking out a girl I've been really close to for a few months now. I was with her when I got a forward text from my friend. It was from the girl and it said "noooo tell him not to ask me out I don't like him." I got rejected via forward text before I told her how I felt. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 480

You deserved it 3 167

By izzy_the_pessimist - 10/09/2018 18:30

Today, at lunch, I was talking to my friends about having a boyfriend. Suddenly, some boy I don't even know said, "Nobody wants to date that ugly bitch." FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 151

You deserved it 267

By Anonymous - 20/08/2013 21:37 - United States - Hesperia

Today, I asked out the girl who always looks and smiles at me in class. I was surprised when she rejected me until I found out she was actually always looking at the clock behind me, and smiling when class is almost over. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 180

You deserved it 5 036

By apparentlybutch - 05/09/2014 21:11 - United States - Fort Wayne

Today, I asked out the girl I really like. She turned me down, saying that she's a lesbian. That'd be fine, if I were a guy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 204

You deserved it 4 568

Classic prank

By Anonymous - 02/07/2022 00:00

Today, I have such crippling low self-esteem that when a girl from my class asked me out, I was instantly convinced she couldn’t actually be interested in me and must be setting me up for some sort of nasty prank, so I told her I wasn’t going to fall for it and to fuck off. She started crying. FML

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You deserved it 1 551

xHaniffax 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 19:51

Probably because she knew you were doing it as a joke. you're a jerk you asshole.

ilikeboys 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 19:50

HAHAHAHAHAHA you sooo deserved it

Comments

lalaland94 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 0:53

you're an asshole. it's because of guys like you that girls question whether a guy is serious about liking them or not and miss out on great relationships. good for her. **** you.

bethechange_fml 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 0:54

You must be the ass at school, right?

lalaland94 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 0:55

what does OP mean?? i keep seeing it written everywhere and have no idea what it means =S

beaniebabe 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 0:56

you deserved it you a**hole

anniesaysbueno 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 1:06

wow are you like 10?

tasha2010 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 1:12

YDI for being such an amazing jerk. However, maybe this is a good thing: hopefully you'll realize you're probably not as hot as you evidently think you are. Keep in mind that karma's a bitch. She'll may end up incredibly successful and you may end up pumping gas for the rest of your life.

kellster 2

Thursday 25 June 2009 1:12

Everyone hates that guy in school, the guy that you are. Just wait until your 10-year reunion; you'll probably be bald and she'll be hot and with someone nice & attractive that she deserves. Just because she's unattractive to you now does not mean that she is subhuman and deserving of this kind of completely transparent assholery. I guarantee you that she knew what you were up to. Ugly =/= stupid. Or worth being treated like this, you ******* douchebag.

Nightfallz 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 1:17

this has nothing to do with karma. keep your religion in your pants. He asked the ugly girl out for money(bad) he gets rejected and doesn't have to be seen in public with her(good) and he makes $20 (good). this is not a fml this has nothing to do with karma.

cantoneseymca 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 1:22

She probably knew you were being an immature jackass and just making fun of her. **** off, you don't have anything to offer women if you're that superficial.