By noway - 03/01/2014 11:03 - France - Cholet

Today, my French wife chose the name of our unborn baby girl. She wants to call her Fanny and won't change her mind. FML
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blackman100 20

Make sure her middle name is Pack.

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JustJumped 22

For the sake of your child I hope you change her mind

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worldclassrager 39

It may seem like a cruel name but it is what it is...it's a name it's not too common...and hey of she doesn't like it she can go by her middle name...

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ItsATwinThing 9

Not all people have middle names. I don't.

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worldclassrager 39

Truth.... But still I usually go by my last.,,

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olpally 32

At least it's not Pamela Martha focker.

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Labyrinth13 20

That was my grandmother's name. She hated it. She always went by Fan.

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toxic_walrus 15

At least she didn't choose the name Gretchen

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laurenasabutton 26

Is this a reference I'm not getting? I think Gretchen is quite sweet.

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Freethaawave 19

20- I don't think Gretchen's father, the inventor of the Toaster Strudel, would be too pleased to hear about this....

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xThatOneWeirdGuy 18

I used to know a half French girl. Thank god she wasn't 16 and pregnant. xD

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TheBrochure 22

#117 - It is merely the Coolest Story Ever. Surely one for the Brochure.

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kurodansei 16

She's gonna be popular in Highschool. Give your wife an example of how this could go wrong. "All the boys are gonnna want in on your Fanny"

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hellowpillow 4

I am French and I didn't even know the name Fanny has a bad meaning (and probably it's the same thing for your wife!)... thank you to inform me haha.

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Enslaved 36

Tell her to stop acting like a "fanny" over and over!

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DocBastard 38

This is exactly why I chose normal names for my kids, Yura Bastard and Fukyoo Bastard.

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FrankHotpants 31

Interesting....didn't know Bastard was a Japanese name.

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