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She'll probably want to name them after the last three boyfriends she had that "mysteriously" disappeared. Get out while you still can, OP.

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Dump her, dump her fast before you end up with 5 kids, a wife you hate, living in a trailer park, & contemplating suicide!

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"... she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML ..." Prepare yourself OP.

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57 the whole point of the FML is that the OP has only been with this girl three days...OP keep your doors locked and run like hell. Also 141 maybe this is the same girl lol.

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I hate when people say 'Dump that Bitch!' and stuff like that... But, in this case, you seriously need to run as fast as you can, OP! This is some scary stuff! RUN!!

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Maybe she was joking around. Like , she wasn't serious about having kids in the future with you or anything. Some people just name it for fun.

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Maybe you could make their initials F. M. L., depending on what Op's last name is, of course. Or give them two middle names, in order to make it work. I think that I'm over-thinking this haha.

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It was a three days grace. But now she is "lost in you". I'm sure that was a "pain" to hear, now your thinking of a relationship "break"...sry couldn't help it

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The way i see this, there are two options: 1) she is crazy/madly in love/ had crush on you for years.. 2) she hates you and wants to scare you away

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Tell her you hate everything about her and you want her to be gun forrver and get out alive then later relize the animial you have become

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Tell her you hate everything about her and you want her to be gun forrver and get out alive then later relize the animial you have become

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make sure she doesn't sabotage your condoms with a needle.:() or you will be a baby daddy! lol seriously you might watch out with her!:/

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GhettoBabyNames.coooooommm! :D There's all sorts of good ones! ^.^ I've seen Koolaidisha, clitorisaquisha, SpongeBobishita. They're really cool... :D

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Since OP's children are going to be sweet angels like their father: Raphael, Gabriel, and Michael (Rachel, Gabriella, and Michele if they're girls).

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Cause otherwise she would somehow steal his semen, make herself pregnant, trying to hide for the last 7 months and then anonymously giving birth and naming the children without asking him. Yeah, at least she asked.

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