By lucas90 - 04/02/2015 21:42 - Sweden - Stockholm

Today, my fiancée told me about her new diet. Apparently, she is only going to drink water and tan in a tanning bed so she can photosynthesise. She thinks this will help her lose weight, since she doesn't have to eat anything. I'm dating a dumbass. FML
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lucas90 2

Hey, I'm the OP! In all fairness, she and her friends were wasted, and I was the designated driver. She didn't remember any of this the next day, and actually found it quite funny. She's not dumb. Sorry to dissapoint you. And to the people that pointed out my typo - yes I'm MARRYING a her. English isn't my first language and I was exhausted when I wrote this. :)

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RobinGoodfellow 47

Welp, she's gonna die. Although frankly, I have to say, you're the one who made her your fiancee. You're "dating a dumbass" and marrying one and that's your fault. Good luck.

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cheeeksss 29

Diets are notorious for not working. Especially long term. If she wants to lose weight, motivate her to do outdoor activities daily. Even something as simple as walking around in a park. It helps if you two do it together. Although, the photosynthesis part made me laugh. Best of luck OP.

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Witchylady 17

Don't let her breed because her stupidity will push humanity back into the dark ages with her offspring

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tbro47 23

Well technically she will lose weight. . . Right up until the time of death

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vikky538 28

what is she...? a plant..tell her not to forget about nutritious soil that plants use...

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raytheop1020 10

more like a lovely flower lol jk she's some kind of special

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Urpoppy 21

Run as fast as you can Seymour!

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knoelani 13

"Dating a dumbass"...what's that say about you...surely it isn't the first time she's done something so mindless...

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southerngalslove 15

Get out while you can!

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apk892 7

Theres no way shes this stupid and you only just now noticed, so YDI.

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Masift 21

Well if she was a plant then that wouldn't be so bad XD

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