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By T.T - 24/08/2010 08:19 - New Zealand

Today, my fiancée broke up with me because of an argument about a printer. FML

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By loser - 01/03/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML

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Get out while you still can

By Bullet dodged - 20/02/2021 00:59 - United Kingdom

Today, my fiancée called off our wedding out of the blue. After a long discussion about it, it turns out that last week I voiced an opinion about the wedding she didn’t agree with, and doesn’t want to spend her life married to someone who’s going to argue with her every five minutes. FML

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Too late

By lynxstorm - 17/11/2009 04:13 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend whom I love dearly because he doesn't share his feelings and won't commit. Yesterday, he wrote me a long love letter telling me he wanted to marry me. One of my kids had shoved it under my printer and I didn't find it until after he had moved out. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2016 05:17 - United States

Today, after months of arguing and conflict, I broke up wIth my fiancé. Or at least, I tried to. The wedding's off, but only until he can convince me to want to marry him again. FML

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By Wow. Really? - 29/04/2013 18:07 - United States - Columbus

Today, my fiancée broke off our engagement. For some bizarre reason, she'd hidden a pair of expensive boots and her iPad underneath our ride-on mower. I turned the mower on and destroyed both without realizing it. According to her, the fault is all mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 04:19 - United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2013 16:02 - Norway - Trondheim

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He wants us to stay friends, though, so he can continue to use my coffee maker. FML

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By Jen - 07/09/2022 21:30

Today, my fiancé broke up with me, because he was mad I was worried about him due to him not answering me for ten hours. FML

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By .... - 24/12/2013 02:48 - United States - Modesto

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2013 20:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I canceled my Gamefly account. Seems that was the only thing keeping us together. FML

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jokeson_me 3

Tuesday 24 August 2010 16:07

more than likely he is gettin cold feet about marriage and was lookin for any little reason to break up...FYL for dating a bitch

ActionManly 11

Tuesday 24 August 2010 16:07

I guess you should've read the FINE-PRINT on your relationship then! (No. I will never stop.)

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fuck_you_too 0

Wednesday 25 August 2010 18:11

you must have had such a strong, thriving one before that... You have probably taken on an unshapely form since you two first started dating... He realized you were no longer satisfying innate sexual desires because he feels like having sex with you is like having sex with a manatee. He sought out cheap, bottom shelf ******, had a drunken, drug ridden night and proposed to one of them and, as so, decided to pick any trifle to break up with you

aenemadreamer 0

Wednesday 25 August 2010 20:12

op is a lesbian folks. no wonder they broke up for that reason...girls and their cat fights.

choiboy118 0

Thursday 26 August 2010 11:28

hahaha ydi. NEVER ARGUE WITH A WOMAN. when ur right ur wrong, when ur wrong ur wrong, and when u say otherwise u end up alone. fact of life

lanababee 0

Saturday 28 August 2010 6:00

If she wasn't ready to fight over a printer, then she wasn't ready to get married. You deal with that kind of crap in your marriage, so don't spend time crying over her. She wasn't the one for you.

Anteezy 7

Saturday 28 August 2010 13:02

His feet were cold.

xoxomylifesucks 0

Monday 30 August 2010 16:20

hi mom its nin.

ken12317 7

Tuesday 31 August 2010 13:54

should have seen that coming

dianaalove 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 15:46

are you kidding?! wow. really maturee..

Albarufus 13

Monday 2 July 2012 12:43

Ah the printer fight, no relationship has survived it yet.

DarthVader77 9

Monday 9 December 2013 1:32

Unless you wanted to marry a girl, he was your "fiancé". Hate me all you want, but this is correct

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