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By T.T - 24/08/2010 08:19 - New Zealand

Today, my fiancée broke up with me because of an argument about a printer. FML

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By loser - 01/03/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML

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By Bullet dodged - 20/02/2021 00:59 - United Kingdom

Today, my fiancée called off our wedding out of the blue. After a long discussion about it, it turns out that last week I voiced an opinion about the wedding she didn’t agree with, and doesn’t want to spend her life married to someone who’s going to argue with her every five minutes. FML

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By lynxstorm - 17/11/2009 04:13 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend whom I love dearly because he doesn't share his feelings and won't commit. Yesterday, he wrote me a long love letter telling me he wanted to marry me. One of my kids had shoved it under my printer and I didn't find it until after he had moved out. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2016 05:17 - United States

Today, after months of arguing and conflict, I broke up wIth my fiancé. Or at least, I tried to. The wedding's off, but only until he can convince me to want to marry him again. FML

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By Wow. Really? - 29/04/2013 18:07 - United States - Columbus

Today, my fiancée broke off our engagement. For some bizarre reason, she'd hidden a pair of expensive boots and her iPad underneath our ride-on mower. I turned the mower on and destroyed both without realizing it. According to her, the fault is all mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 04:19 - United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2013 16:02 - Norway - Trondheim

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He wants us to stay friends, though, so he can continue to use my coffee maker. FML

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By Jen - 07/09/2022 21:30

Today, my fiancé broke up with me, because he was mad I was worried about him due to him not answering me for ten hours. FML

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By .... - 24/12/2013 02:48 - United States - Modesto

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2013 20:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I canceled my Gamefly account. Seems that was the only thing keeping us together. FML

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jokeson_me 3

Tuesday 24 August 2010 16:07

more than likely he is gettin cold feet about marriage and was lookin for any little reason to break up...FYL for dating a bitch

ActionManly 11

Tuesday 24 August 2010 16:07

I guess you should've read the FINE-PRINT on your relationship then! (No. I will never stop.)

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carly426 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 17:17

youu guys must fight alot

ravealltheway 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 17:23

he broke up with probably cuz of the way you are wen u guys argue, must be something u repeatedly do/say that pisses him off. it's got nothing to do wit the printer

DjeePee 24

Tuesday 24 August 2010 17:26

Yeah, printers are sent from hell.

greendell_1 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 17:36

maybe he broke up with you because you, being a woman, probably started the stupid argument and he realized how crazy you actually are. harsh. but he's not cheating... women only tell other women that he's probably cheating to cover how crazy they really are.

batman8 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 17:42

it was a color thing wasn't it??

annanonomus 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 17:46

When men start to argue with you about something so stupid, (this applies to men about women as well) they're more than likely looking for an excuse to: (1) leave you, (2) cheat on you without feeling guilty, (3) have a bad temper, (4) or just plain immature. Look on the bright side, at least you found out what kind of person he is before you got married.

ShadowPunkChick 1

Tuesday 24 August 2010 18:00

If you are arguing over something small like a printer, i don't care who started that argument, that relationship wasn't going to last anyway.

Femtrooper 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 18:01

A) Its his time of the month (it happens I swear) or B) He's been looking for an excuse to break up with you for awhile. Either way, I'm sorry :( *hugs* *passes the ice cream*

allenrotstein 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 20:17

your photo scares the hell out of me..

Femtrooper 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 23:08

O.o Why for?

LoNeWoLf2012 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 18:16

did the printer have paper? Lol

dannyswin 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 18:41

if it was about a printer he'll realize it was dumb and come back

Anaxes 5

Wednesday 25 August 2010 8:12

Only if he loses the printer.

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