Love: Today, my ex-girlfriend, who is obviously still in love with...

By fordn4h - 13/12/2010 05:32 - United States

Today, my ex-girlfriend, who is obviously still in love with me, is best friends with my mom. Now every time I come home, she is over. She even spent 4 hours helping us decorate our Christmas tree, and now she is telling my little sister about our love life. FML

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By Freechbear - 17/09/2011 17:21 - United States

Today, my ex girlfriend is sleeping over at my house. At some point while she was preparing to dump me, she became best friends with my sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2019 14:05

Today, my mom called me to tell me she'd got in touch with my ex for his birthday, and that the two of them had made a plan for us to get back together. My new boyfriend was in the process of proposing to me. FML

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Bigmouth strikes again

By Anonymous - 19/09/2020 08:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML

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Life choices

By Jim - 25/12/2020 02:01

Today, my mom is coming to pick up the Christmas presents we got for her and her husband. She won’t come inside or come within 6 feet, so she can be healthy when she goes down to the ex-wife’s parents house to hang out. The ex in-laws that hate me. Glad my mom chose them over me. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2010 19:59 - Canada

Today, my ex-girlfriend was having lunch with my parents. Believing she was in love with me and feeling the same, I dropped by. My parents told me that she’s their friend and that she has a boyfriend that they approve of, all while telling me I was never good enough for her. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2011 23:01 - United States

Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely love, is now dating my father. She tried giving me the "I know I'm not your mother..." speech. FML

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Besties

By Anonymous - 21/07/2021 08:01 - South Africa - Nottingham Road

Today, my boyfriend's ex-girlfriend just moved in with his mom. They've been in my face knitting and baking bread together. FML

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Not now, mom!

By Anonymous - 28/09/2020 18:02 - United States - Gillette

Today, my mother showed up to pick something up from my house. I was sleeping and before I knew it she was in my bedroom, jumping on my bed, saying hi to my ex-girlfriend who she thought was with me. It wasn't my ex, and I doubt that girl will ever want to hang out again after that awkward morning. FML

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No thanks

By SadIndianLife - 15/11/2015 21:00 - India - Delhi

Today, my girlfriend's mother is more into me than she is. FML

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By AL - 21/09/2011 05:53 - United States

Today, my mom is marrying my ex boyfriend's dad. The same ex boyfriend who I caught cheating on me with my sister. Family gatherings are going to be such a joy! FML

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Judus_beej 0

Monday 13 December 2010 12:24

did she cut out the pictures in the house of your new girlfriend and replace them with her yet?

xFMILYFEx 0

Monday 13 December 2010 15:51

whoa that ***** crazy....it took you 4 hours to decorate your tree

Comments

spanelli 16

Monday 13 December 2010 16:21

Don't be so full of yourself. She's probably just trying to torture you...

Zmeilerr 22

Monday 13 December 2010 16:53

She's coming over to your house just to see your mom? I find that a bit creepy. Just tell her how you feel.

ThreeSheetsGone 12

Monday 13 December 2010 17:59

Quit crying. There are two ways to go about this.1) Get her alone, whip out your dick, and give her a nice mushroom stamp. 2) Confess that you love her, get married, and live unhappily ever after.

xstupidxhoneyx 0

Monday 13 December 2010 18:03

i am in the same exact situation :/

Michigan_Girl 0

Monday 13 December 2010 18:13

Wow...FYL, that sucks! Maybe you could try explaining to your mom that it makes you uncomfortable when your ex hangs out at the house.

SixteenAndSOL 0

Monday 13 December 2010 18:42

RUN.

4ugu4 7

Sunday 23 January 2011 8:18

LOL

fearfulsymmetry 1

Monday 13 December 2010 19:14

OP, tell your mom that having your ex-girlfriend around all the time makes you uncomfortable. She's your mom, she'll understand and quit inviting her over. But seriously, telling your little sister about your intimate life together? That ******* sucks. And it's also really creepy and inappropriate.