Love: Today, my ex-girlfriend, who is obviously still in love with...

By fordn4h - 13/12/2010 05:32 - United States

Today, my ex-girlfriend, who is obviously still in love with me, is best friends with my mom. Now every time I come home, she is over. She even spent 4 hours helping us decorate our Christmas tree, and now she is telling my little sister about our love life. FML

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By Freechbear - 17/09/2011 17:21 - United States

Today, my ex girlfriend is sleeping over at my house. At some point while she was preparing to dump me, she became best friends with my sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2019 14:05

Today, my mom called me to tell me she'd got in touch with my ex for his birthday, and that the two of them had made a plan for us to get back together. My new boyfriend was in the process of proposing to me. FML

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Bigmouth strikes again

By Anonymous - 19/09/2020 08:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML

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Life choices

By Jim - 25/12/2020 02:01

Today, my mom is coming to pick up the Christmas presents we got for her and her husband. She won’t come inside or come within 6 feet, so she can be healthy when she goes down to the ex-wife’s parents house to hang out. The ex in-laws that hate me. Glad my mom chose them over me. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2010 19:59 - Canada

Today, my ex-girlfriend was having lunch with my parents. Believing she was in love with me and feeling the same, I dropped by. My parents told me that she’s their friend and that she has a boyfriend that they approve of, all while telling me I was never good enough for her. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2011 23:01 - United States

Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely love, is now dating my father. She tried giving me the "I know I'm not your mother..." speech. FML

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Besties

By Anonymous - 21/07/2021 08:01 - South Africa - Nottingham Road

Today, my boyfriend's ex-girlfriend just moved in with his mom. They've been in my face knitting and baking bread together. FML

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Not now, mom!

By Anonymous - 28/09/2020 18:02 - United States - Gillette

Today, my mother showed up to pick something up from my house. I was sleeping and before I knew it she was in my bedroom, jumping on my bed, saying hi to my ex-girlfriend who she thought was with me. It wasn't my ex, and I doubt that girl will ever want to hang out again after that awkward morning. FML

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No thanks

By SadIndianLife - 15/11/2015 21:00 - India - Delhi

Today, my girlfriend's mother is more into me than she is. FML

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By AL - 21/09/2011 05:53 - United States

Today, my mom is marrying my ex boyfriend's dad. The same ex boyfriend who I caught cheating on me with my sister. Family gatherings are going to be such a joy! FML

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Judus_beej 0

Monday 13 December 2010 12:24

did she cut out the pictures in the house of your new girlfriend and replace them with her yet?

xFMILYFEx 0

Monday 13 December 2010 15:51

whoa that ***** crazy....it took you 4 hours to decorate your tree

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arvelreeves 0

Tuesday 14 December 2010 2:53

does her name happen to be kirstie cause this sounds like some crazy girl i know that her ex broke up with her a long time ago and she still complains about it

eniti 0

Tuesday 14 December 2010 3:23

go marry her!!! she's all you need for BIG FAT REAL LOVE! Grow up. :P

Bathory_fml 0

Tuesday 14 December 2010 7:42

Wow. So if I stalk you, could we get married?

flodezie 0

Tuesday 14 December 2010 4:21

does she know she's ur X? lol

Smilezz21 1

Tuesday 14 December 2010 10:11

wow that's sorta a douche move don't you think?

JoeysUnfazed 0

Wednesday 15 December 2010 4:22

I'm going through the same exact thing :O... Weird

superdude9856 2

Wednesday 15 December 2010 9:21

my dad's ex from when he was 16 does that. he's 55. lmao

danilols689 11

Wednesday 15 December 2010 13:20

I would be so mad!!!

AdobeAlf 2

Wednesday 15 December 2010 22:40

I would ask her why she is stalking me then tell her to go back to her family.

Durhh 0

Thursday 16 December 2010 5:14

Dude get a life and stop being so self obsessed. Not necessarily she is Still in love with you but perhaps her family just isn't that Christmas orientated and your mom likes her company. The fact that you "come over" shows that you don't live there any longer and just come by for visits. Chill out. (= Though telling your lil' sister about your previous love life isn't exactly the smartest thing to do.