Once my English teacher rambled on for half a class about "Charles Dickenson".

Perhaps you are simply misinterpretating her? Sometimes people use words that are a little too pontificational when they talk, but irregardless you shouldn't get so disorientated.

Is this teacher called Miss Suttle? We had a shit English teacher who used made up/incorrect words lol

You are learning on what not to do! Great teacher!!

Maybe you've just been "interpretating" her wrong this whole time. She is the one "learning" you :-P

I had a health teacher who also thought "irregardless" was a word, and used it a couple times per class. He was also the type who babbled about "the man upstairs" (in a public school) and talked about how "God created Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve." A terrible teacher as well.

What an idiot

My Anatomy Professor just got done telling us on our test that the cranial and spinal nerves are not part of the peripheral nervous system but instead they're part of the central nervous system. A girl spoke up that it was in her terminology book that they were in fact part of the PNS and he said, "yes, bring me the book so I can have the editor information and inform them they're wrong." I came home and grabbed up the definition out of my Mosby's nursing dictionary, took a pic and sent it to him. My statement was, "if you would like their editor info as well I will have this book with me Thursday." I haven't seen him yet, so we shall see! I feel your pain that I have paid for an idiot, and somehow feel I'm not really learning anything! Good luck!!

I do this all the time. My teacher says understandatory.

I had a women's history professor who said "um" 105 times in 50 minutes. It has to be some sort of record.