Animals: Today, my drunk dad started yelling at my dog for not having...

By Cecilly2010 - 28/04/2011 15:53

Today, my drunk dad started yelling at my dog for not having a job. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2015 20:02 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, a drunk man started yelling at the lamppost outside my house, demanding to be let inside, all while my neighbors watched. That man is my dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2013 20:38 - Netherlands - Mierlo

Today, my drunk dad decided to wake me up by lobbing our cat directly into my now-mauled face. FML

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By paige - 01/04/2011 03:18 - United States

Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/12/2014 21:14 - United States - Margate City

Today, as I was leaving home for my mall kiosk job, my dad asked me where I was off to. When I said I was going to work, he tossed an empty beer bottle to the floor, belched, and said "Bah! Get a REAL job!" He's unemployed and living in my apartment. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2012 00:36 - United States - Panama City

Today, my mom came home drunk and yelled at me for 20 minutes for not feeding the cat. We don't have a cat. FML

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By Deadman - 02/04/2012 13:37 - United States

Today, my dad came home drunk at four in the morning. He walked into my room, screaming at me to wake up so he can kill zombies. FML

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By FML - 08/12/2013 18:00 - Puerto Rico - Cayey

Today, my dad came home drunk off his ass. So drunk that he couldn't manage to open the refrigerator, and ended up punching it in a fit of rage. When I tried to calm him down and get him to bed, he told me to fuck off, and grounded me. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2013 14:03 - Sweden - Sundbyberg

Today, my dad has been hitting the bottle, and will only respond to anything I say in a slurred rap. FML

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You deserved it 3 031

By Anonymous - 22/02/2010 16:38 - United States

Today, my dad screamed at me because I've been "spending too much money". He's been out of a job for 4 months and I've been giving him 300 dollars a month to help pay for bills... and his beer. FML

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By meeeoow - 22/01/2011 10:05 - Australia

Today, my drunken father decided to walk my quiet street naked. FML

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samsanpoet 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 19:00

yeah why cant he be like the dog on the beggin' strips commercial! lazy dog

Insane_Tea 15

Thursday 28 April 2011 19:01

Well someone's gotta be put to work. Booze isn't going to buy itself ya' hear.

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papo24 3

Thursday 28 April 2011 19:13

WTF!!!!! Yelling to the Dog!!!?

RezaCookies 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 19:17

i dont see this as an fml.. it should be an fml for your dog.

natural_blues 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 19:17

haha that's funny, but also sad. im sorry

Rio_de_Fevereiro 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 19:17

Well, was he lying? /// O

CanuckPopcicle 2

Thursday 28 April 2011 19:19

LMAO, doesn't fit within the two vote options.. just funny.

ijrnelson 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 19:25

the dog responds: dey took our derbs!

Alicia17C 2

Thursday 28 April 2011 22:37

southpark!

iamtwiggyme 0

Friday 29 April 2011 14:02

I love that episode!!!

Shy_Anne 10

Thursday 28 April 2011 19:28

haahaa ur dad is stupid!

pitchblease 2

Thursday 28 April 2011 19:34

well, the dog doesn't have a job.

Hans888 7

Thursday 28 April 2011 19:37

Haha I would've taken a video of that and posted it on youtube for kicks :D

Xxak907xX 0

Friday 29 April 2011 1:24

I would PAY to see that

oblio 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 19:46

Look out OP, you're next! Everybody needs a job.

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