By boipucci - 22/04/2016 01:04 - United States - East Brunswick

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Today, my drug dealer was the only one who wished me a happy birthday. FML
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OP here. Thanks to the actual birthday wishes. Didn't do anything special, but thanks nonetheless.

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It is totally a silver lining, especially if the dealer gave a little extra for free as a gift!

Maybe you should start calling him friend

Happy late birthday OP hope next years is even better

The only one that matters when you're a pot head ?

lizzi6692 7

Wasn't an fml almost exactly like this published a couple months ago?

Maybe people would be more likely to wish you happy birthday if you weren't on drugs. Just a thought.

Really, my FML about being rushed to the ER for a food allergy didn't make it on here, but dumb shit like this does? I nearly stop breathing and it's not an FML, but somebody is whining that nobody wished them a happy birthday except their dumbass friend, and it gets published?? Wow.. This site is clearly run by preteens who haven't gotten the first hair on their nutsack