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By psd60 - 06/12/2012 07:18 - United States - San Antonio

Today, my dog died and I told my grandfather I wanted her to be cremated. I came home later to find him burning her in our barbecue pit. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2009 20:54 - United Kingdom

Today, my dog died. I spent ages digging him a grave and buried him in the garden so that my dad wouldn't have to deal with the stress when he got home from work. When my dad got home he told me that he had wanted the dog to be cremated. I have just had to dig up my dog's body. FML

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By Username - 01/05/2014 10:33 - United States

Today, my dog died. My parents told me to bury it out back. In the process, I managed to dig up my cat. FML

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By Anon. - 02/01/2013 21:53

Today, my dog died. We planned to get her cremated and keep the ashes. My sister put forward the idea of putting the ashes in our food so our dog can be "inside of us, always." She's completely serious. I'm scared to eat food from her now. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/04/2020 17:00

Today, I found out that my grandmother desecrated my grandfather's grave. 14 years after his death, she dug up his body and had him cremated so that she could sell his plot back to the cemetery for money. I was the one who found out so I had to tell the rest of the family. FML

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By aroman2312 - 06/09/2011 21:33 - United States

Today, my grandpa decided to charcoal-grill some steaks. Inside the house. FML

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By jessica071509 - 24/04/2012 05:42 - United States - Phoenix

Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML

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Keep some things to yourself

By Anonymous - 01/05/2021 17:01

Today, a colleague was talking about how she'd made some tomato sauce from scratch for her dad, but then he died before she could give it to him. I said she should have put it in the casket with him so the cremation would've been a real barbeque. My filter is broken. FML

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Awkward...

By Sunny - 12/09/2018 07:30 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, I went to this coffee shop in town that has a fire pit outdoors with my boyfriend. I threw out the idea of sitting by the fire together, and he responded by telling me that his father and dog died in a house fire when he was young. FML

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By Kate - 05/04/2019 22:00 - United States - Exton

Today, my dog showed me her latest kill. Too bad it was the stuffed animals my dead grandmother had given me as a child that had a lot of sentimental value to me. FML

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By GlueAndCarrots - 20/08/2015 02:38 - Canada - Markham

Today, I told my daughter that we're going to the beach. Today, my daughter also tried to dig up our deceased dog that we buried in our back yard last week so it can come along. FML

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GracesDelirium 9

Thursday 6 December 2012 16:03

That was barbaric of him. I'm so sorry OP, that must have been an awful thing for you to see. FYL.

charvisioku 22

Thursday 6 December 2012 16:06

And this, children, is what we call a redneck funeral.

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CrazyManNo9 29

Thursday 6 December 2012 19:19

It is certainly true that Gramps was just trying to help out so don't be hard on him. Things were different in his day. I mean, the economy was almost as bad then as it is now... So, don't be upset at him. Sorry this happened to you. Losing a pet is so very hard. This didn't help either.

CrazyManNo9 29

Thursday 6 December 2012 19:29

My brain is all confused about how anyone could come up with a racist comment about this topic. I am assuming that is a good thing...

NayrGuy 0

Thursday 6 December 2012 20:18

some fmls seem too tough to believe.If this is true your grandfather needs to be in a home where he can be taken care of as he has obviously lost all mental control.

UsagiArwen 23

Thursday 6 December 2012 21:09

I won't say exactly how racism can definitely come into the FML comments, but I'm pretty sure I get the jist of it.

PsychoBitch666 8

Thursday 6 December 2012 21:15

Did she taste good?

SUPA_TOLL_CAL 6

Thursday 6 December 2012 22:14

the FML referred to the dogs gender.... male

hardehar 9

Thursday 6 December 2012 23:06

The dogs gender is female.

Vidrill 22

Thursday 6 December 2012 22:31

God damn, I was eating something delicious, why did I have to read this? It made me sad AND spoiled my appetite big time.... Sorry OP...

californianking1 8

Thursday 6 December 2012 22:55

Ughh that yard must've stunk!

kayaker83 4

Friday 7 December 2012 1:40

O.......M.......G........ That's all I can say..... I'm so sorry :(

KaskStunter 4

Friday 7 December 2012 2:03

Like a Viking!

brittanyrmh_ 12

Friday 7 December 2012 2:38

Oh my goodness! That's terrible! I'm so sorry, OP... Surely he would have thought that was wrong?

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