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The illustrated FMLs

Today, I took my dogs to an empty park. While they were running around, I laid down in the grass to read a book. Someone thought I was a dead body and called the cops. The police and paramedics showed up. This is the second time it's happened. FML

By tracie - / Wednesday 22 September 2010 00:00 / United States
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By  gusgus36  |  5

haha WTF who sees someone reading and assumes it's a dead body without even going closer or yelling "hey! you okay over there?" or...something? were you in a really bad part of town where people find dead bodies frequently?

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  jculb88  |  0

How were you positioned for this person to think you were dead? They must have been far away and didn't bother to investigate. If they did they would have at least been within earshot for you to hear them call the police

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  dudeitsdanny  |  9

Not just move but... How were you positioned for them to think you were dead? I really wanna see this.. Somehow I feel like you deserve this.. I'm not sure why.. But if it's happened before.. I just feel like you're causing this somehow..

By  paid2think  |  0

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  Alkix  |  2

Yeah I read dog park at first from op, and I thought the fail was going to be about laying down in a dog park. I was surprised by the ending.

By  buggybeauty  |  0

the 2nd time?!?!?! and you're a jerkoff for letting your dogs crap all over a park.

By  gusgus36  |  5

haha WTF who sees someone reading and assumes it's a dead body without even going closer or yelling "hey! you okay over there?" or...something? were you in a really bad part of town where people find dead bodies frequently?

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  shaneac  |  0

The guy who called the police might not have recognized the odd collection of papers the "dead" person was looking at. There are 9 year olds who seriously don't know what bookmarks are.

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