By makeitstop - 04/08/2011 13:41 - United Kingdom

Today, my daughter wouldn't stop yapping on about not being able to register on the new Harry Potter website. The amount of whiny jibber-jabber emanating from her cake-hole made me want to boot her from our family tree, and I had to resort to booze to wash the pain away. I'm a terrible parent. FML
I agree, your life sucks 16 595
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Same thing different taste

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emmiep1011 7

I hope you resorted to butter beer.

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Sucks to be your kid I guess. I got my account on day three and my husband just got his today. The questions aren't even a little hard, it's just a matter of being on on time. your daughter obviously doesn't spend enough time on the internet. Probably because you're too busy posting silly FMLs.

I think you're right to drink. But if you'd raise your child right, then she wouldn't be a yappy little brat when something as trivial like not being able to register on a website happens.

catharsis5 9

aww... but she has tomorrow to look forward to and the day after that. It's the last two chances she gets until October. BTW, don't you remember when you're young? As children we whine about everything.

You wanted to boot her off the family tree for being interested in magic. ...You sound like a reverse Walburga Black.

PurpleAddict 0

Filthy muggles.... My mom was cheering me on while I was trying to get into Pottermore :P

**** her life, I'd be panicking too if I couldn't get in. Luckily, I am totally in.