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By blenderbookf - 25/11/2010 18:33 - United States

Today, my dad was completely engrossed in a football game on TV, so, trying to be cute and funny, my mom flashed him. He didn't notice, but I did. FML

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You deserved it 3 189

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2010 08:21 - United States

Today, after soccer practice I was looking for my dad. Last night he was an hour late, so I was pretty pissed. When I spotted him, I saw him flirting with a much younger woman. I then tried throwing my soccer ball to his feet, but ended up slamming his head. Only to find out he wasn't my dad. FML

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You deserved it 38 601

By Anonymous - 25/09/2014 15:52 - United States - Red Oak

Today, as I was opening the door for my boyfriend, I pressed my boobs against the glass to make him laugh. I didn't see his dad standing just behind him at first, but he certainly saw me. FML

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You deserved it 10 912

Watch your step

By the guy that didn't get his kiss - 25/06/2021 16:01

Today, while at a football game, I had my arm around my girlfriend. We were really close and I was just about to kiss her when suddenly her phone rang. It was her dad, telling her he's watching. FML

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You deserved it 139

By Anonymous - 04/09/2011 04:15 - United States

Today, I went to a football game. During a time out, my face appeared on the Jumbotron during the Kiss Cam segment. I was sitting next to my mother. FML

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You deserved it 2 891

By lizard - 24/01/2009 19:47 - Canada

Today, my dad walked in to the arena where I was watching a hockey game with my boyfriend and his friends. My dad was wearing a crazy grey mohawk wig/hat. Meanwhile, my boyfriend just finished telling me how embarassing it would be to be that guy's kid. FML

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You deserved it 2 139

By Anonymous - 23/08/2010 06:21 - United States

Today, I went shopping with my Mom. I ran into my crush. A school dance is soon and he WAS just about to ask something but my mom glanced over and yelled "TAMPONS OR PADS, SWEETIE?!" He then changed his question to "Haha, so which?" And before I could say a word, my mother answered for me. FML

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You deserved it 3 667

He's still got it

By Anonymous - 26/10/2019 00:01

Today, my dad got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML

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You deserved it 141

By Anonymous - 13/03/2016 04:31 - United States - Havertown

Today, my dad had fun embarrassing me as much as possible in my parent-teacher conference by moaning whenever the teacher talked. FML

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You deserved it 1 511

Exciting

By Anonymous - 23/07/2021 11:01

Today, I had a crucial volleyball playoff game. My dad came to watch. While in a set, my friend pointed over to the bench where my dad was sitting. I turned to see my dad snoring loudly as a result of him falling asleep. He achieved this with loudly cheering people all around him. FML

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You deserved it 89

By mild banana - 16/06/2016 16:55 - United States - Cedar Hill

Today, I was kicking my soccer ball with my father. My mom pulled out in the car without checking and ran into to me. FML

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You deserved it 1 222

roaminginsomniac 0

Thursday 25 November 2010 23:29

She's nasty for flashing him in a room where her own kid was. She needs some psychiatric help. Move out!! No wonder your dad ignored her. NASTY!

FYLDeep 25

Thursday 25 November 2010 23:31

Was is just the tities or did you get the full body WA-BAM!?

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fourchancookie 0

Thursday 25 November 2010 23:58

your hot!

AMAZINashleigh 6

Friday 26 November 2010 0:25

Oh lord. Sexy. :D

mme4801 0

Friday 26 November 2010 3:37

Real sexy like ur pic

AMAZINashleigh 6

Friday 26 November 2010 4:10

Hmmm...thanks...haha.

thegooseisloose 0

Friday 26 November 2010 21:10

yes, you are! :D

easwhitey 0

Friday 26 November 2010 0:31

I want that?

imaweiner00 5

Friday 26 November 2010 0:43

@11 I know u might b saying I'm a creeper but ur profile says u love to smile but why so serious on the pic? anyways u look great being mean there.

DudeImBetter 0

Friday 26 November 2010 1:05

it's probably cause the pic is some random picture from online.

Judus_beej 0

Friday 26 November 2010 1:05

I'm gonna take a guess it's not the persons real pic.

trxluisx 0

Friday 26 November 2010 1:00

ydi for looking

fancyclown 9

Sunday 25 December 2011 21:44

Pretty sure she unexpectedly entered his line of site?

RedPillSucks 31

Friday 26 November 2010 1:05

Tell the truth. Your mom wasn't trying to attract your dad, was she? Go get you some!!!

colombiancartel 0

Friday 26 November 2010 1:55

Incest

colombiancartel 0

Friday 26 November 2010 1:59

Incest haha

seriouslysmashd 11

Tuesday 14 July 2015 15:03

Maybe they're from tassie

ItsmeRJ_ 0

Friday 26 November 2010 1:16

Old tittys!!!

totono 0

Friday 26 November 2010 1:40

It's only a fml if you liked what you saw and wanted some....so did you?

imaweiner00 5

Friday 26 November 2010 2:04

@25, 27 yeah i should've known better smh. lol

ohcanaduh 0

Friday 26 November 2010 2:11

your mom has a weird way of being cute

thirdbase1733 0

Monday 29 November 2010 5:41

so do you.... nice pic

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Same thing different taste

Watch your step

He's still got it

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