Miscellaneous: Today, my dad tore my room apart for the second time, looking...

By WaltTheFuckDad - 01/09/2013 23:06 - United States - Salida

Today, my dad tore my room apart for the second time, looking for drug-making equipment. His reasoning is that I must be dealing drugs, because I'm a chemistry major who likes to watch Breaking Bad. FML

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You deserved it 3 604

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Same thing different taste

By tokinallday - 02/01/2015 19:23 - United States - Kingsport

Today, my mom and step-dad tore my room apart looking for the stash of drugs they thought I had. I've never touched drugs in my life, and I guess they believe me now. Didn't stop them from making me clean up the mess they made, though. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 356

You deserved it 2 499

By Bnewlove - 31/07/2013 04:50 - Canada - Surrey

Today, my boyfriend suggested that we become "drug dealers" because I'm a chemistry student and he's seen a few episodes of Breaking Bad. FML

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You deserved it 5 265

Sarcasm void

By Anonymous - 09/08/2014 17:32 - United States - Amherst

Today, my psychotic step-dad asked me if I'm doing drugs. I replied with a massive amount of sarcasm: "Yeah, all of 'em. Especially meth." He flipped out, searched my room top to bottom, then grounded me "for good" until I tell him where I hid the supposed drugs. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 355

You deserved it 13 914

By Theo - 18/12/2009 06:52 - United States

Today, I came home to find my room completely torn apart. My mom and dad start yelling at me asking me why I am doing drugs because she found a tiny baggie on the floor. It was the little bag that spare buttons come in when you buy a dress shirt. FML

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You deserved it 2 230

By Armstrong - 18/04/2015 23:55 - United States - Brownsville

Today, I found out that the only reason my parents have been letting me hang out with my friends so late is so they can search my room for drugs. FML

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You deserved it 3 462

By Anonymous - 22/04/2015 13:39 - United States - Columbus

Today, my dad sat me down and angrily accused me of doing drugs, all because he's noticed I've recently become a lot more energetic and emotional than usual. The truth is, I'd been smoking weed daily for 3 years and just decided to never smoke it again 2 weeks ago. FML

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You deserved it 6 047

At last!

By thehumanshield - 05/08/2011 08:41 - United States

Today, my house was raided for drugs. I had to find out my father is a drug dealer. The cops then told me this wasn't their first time here, but it was the first time I was home to see it. They said it was nice to finally meet me. FML

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You deserved it 2 805

By Anonymous - 15/10/2011 01:48 - Canada

Today, I came home from school to find almost every single personal possession and piece of furniture from my bedroom all laid out or disassembled in the back yard. My dad smugly told me I'd better start moving it all back. This is his revenge for me salting his coffee this morning. FML

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You deserved it 41 119

Miscommunication

By kay-z - 21/06/2014 20:32 - United States

Today, my dad heard that the guy who bullied me at school died recently of a drug overdose. For some reason, he thinks we were actually best friends, and thinks I'm doing drugs too. I'm now not allowed out of the house except to go to school. He won't listen to a word I say. FML

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You deserved it 4 005

By lehonX9 - 06/06/2015 09:11 - Germany - Hanover

Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML

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You deserved it 9 717

darwinism 30

Monday 2 September 2013 2:41

Next time stay in the doorway and keep saying "cold, cold, warmer, warmer, cold again" just to freak him out.

slooby_fml 25

Monday 2 September 2013 2:43

My mom thought I was gay because I watch Glee. Turns out she was right

Comments

Shuisim 5

Monday 2 September 2013 7:28

He probably wanted to join in :D

slithergirl 5

Monday 2 September 2013 7:33

Probably...

profoundkisses 18

Monday 2 September 2013 7:56

But if he knew what drug making equipment looked like.....

WhiteCrimson 23

Monday 2 September 2013 8:28

Then I should be a very smart liar who poses as an lawyer coz I can't get enough of suits.

jnanderson 16

Monday 2 September 2013 9:05

You should send him on a trip to Belize

alroys 1

Monday 2 September 2013 9:06

Did he find it?

tracirs_ 7

Monday 2 September 2013 9:36

Clearly he's not the one who knocks.

debrancherenzym 4

Monday 2 September 2013 9:42

Better call Saul then

ruckus54321 5

Monday 2 September 2013 12:34

That's where it all began

joshuarowe88 5

Monday 2 September 2013 15:29

Is your dad overly paranoid or something?

shadowfighter10 9

Monday 2 September 2013 15:35

I've seen a very similar fml before.. Predictable. Sounds like your dad has a good sense of humor and you didn't catch on. Lighten up, and learn how to take a joke, OP