Work: Today, my co-worker handed me the phone and said it was my boyfriend... - FML

By Lukey1028 - 14/07/2015 01:07 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my co-worker handed me the phone and said it was my boyfriend calling, so I answered "Hello, Love!" It was my boss. FML

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By Username - 18/02/2011 09:33

Today, at work, my phone rang. My intern answered it and told me it was a coworker who'd just left. I picked up and said "What's up bitch? What are you going to complain about now?!" It was actually my boss. FML

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By that one anon - 07/05/2015 06:27 - United States - San Diego

Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML

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Oh, hai!

By Anonymous - 25/05/2020 20:00

Today, sleeping in a little late, I was woken up by my phone. Still tired, I quickly checked the display to realize it was my girlfriend calling. I pick up the phone saying, "Hey baby girl!" She seemed pretty startled, so I double-checked and realized it was my new boss, who has the name as my girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2010 00:02 - United States

Today, I called my boyfriend's job to ask him a question. His co-worker answered the phone, and when I asked for my boyfriend, he assumed I was someone else. Who exactly would that someone else be? FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2011 19:55 - United States

Today, I accidentally said, "Bye, love you," to a co-worker as I clocked out. Before I made it home, I had six missed calls and a long text from my co-worker professing her love to me. FML

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By iamnotfat - 06/02/2009 22:14 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML

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By arthur - 19/11/2011 08:40 - New Zealand

Today, my boss phoned me and asked me why I wasn't at work. I was in the staff room. I said hello to her as I came in the door. FML

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By number2 - 18/10/2011 01:14 - United States

Today, while sitting on the toilet, my phone pocket dialed my boss's cell. He was in the next stall. He answered. FML

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Before I forget…

By Anonymous - 24/05/2022 18:01

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. My boss called me into her office and congratulated me, and spent almost half an hour asking me what our wedding plans were, where we might honeymoon, if we wanted kids, etc. She then followed this by suddenly remembering she had called me into the office to sack me. FML

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Emergency

By BigMouth McRedface - 14/05/2010 02:11 - United States

Today, I was rushing to leave work and get home because I really had to use the bathroom. My phone rang and I thought it was my husband, so I answered by saying, "I really have to poop." Yep, not my husband. It was one of my employees, who has the same name. FML

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airforce987 20

Tuesday 14 July 2015 16:25

Just say you were trying out the British expression.

THEDUDE1553566 24

Tuesday 14 July 2015 16:26

Don't trust that coworker next time

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mds9986 24

Tuesday 14 July 2015 17:40

OP got trolled

mergeterge 24

Tuesday 14 July 2015 17:49

Honestly there are worse things you could have said... Hopefully your boss has a sense of humor. :)

Xion0014 20

Tuesday 14 July 2015 17:54

Should've finished it with "love...ly boss of mine! "

theswanlake 13

Tuesday 14 July 2015 18:42

What's wrong with your Bf being your boss? 0_o

iPixelCheese 19

Tuesday 14 July 2015 18:47

Hopefully you can just explain that the co worker said it was your bf and everything is cleared up

Matttis 7

Tuesday 14 July 2015 19:06

That could have gone worse!

ecamp12 15

Tuesday 14 July 2015 19:07

At least you didn't say "hey, baby"

trey600rr 22

Tuesday 14 July 2015 19:09

you got trolled!

dcats 13

Tuesday 14 July 2015 19:36

Reverse sexual harassment.

edmunson 22

Tuesday 14 July 2015 19:46

Many of us have made that kind of mistake...more than once I have said "I love you, goodbye" to the WRONG person because it is a habit - it is for my wife and kids but "slips" out other times. Don't worry about it - at least you won't be labeled a hater!!

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