Work: Today, my co-worker handed me the phone and said it was my boyfriend...

By Lukey1028 - 14/07/2015 01:07 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my co-worker handed me the phone and said it was my boyfriend calling, so I answered "Hello, Love!" It was my boss. FML

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By Username - 18/02/2011 09:33

Today, at work, my phone rang. My intern answered it and told me it was a coworker who'd just left. I picked up and said "What's up bitch? What are you going to complain about now?!" It was actually my boss. FML

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By that one anon - 07/05/2015 06:27 - United States - San Diego

Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML

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You deserved it 2 535

Oh, hai!

By Anonymous - 25/05/2020 20:00

Today, sleeping in a little late, I was woken up by my phone. Still tired, I quickly checked the display to realize it was my girlfriend calling. I pick up the phone saying, "Hey baby girl!" She seemed pretty startled, so I double-checked and realized it was my new boss, who has the name as my girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2010 00:02 - United States

Today, I called my boyfriend's job to ask him a question. His co-worker answered the phone, and when I asked for my boyfriend, he assumed I was someone else. Who exactly would that someone else be? FML

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You deserved it 3 837

By Anonymous - 28/01/2011 19:55 - United States

Today, I accidentally said, "Bye, love you," to a co-worker as I clocked out. Before I made it home, I had six missed calls and a long text from my co-worker professing her love to me. FML

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By iamnotfat - 06/02/2009 22:14 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML

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By arthur - 19/11/2011 08:40 - New Zealand

Today, my boss phoned me and asked me why I wasn't at work. I was in the staff room. I said hello to her as I came in the door. FML

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By number2 - 18/10/2011 01:14 - United States

Today, while sitting on the toilet, my phone pocket dialed my boss's cell. He was in the next stall. He answered. FML

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You deserved it 4 013

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2022 18:01

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. My boss called me into her office and congratulated me, and spent almost half an hour asking me what our wedding plans were, where we might honeymoon, if we wanted kids, etc. She then followed this by suddenly remembering she had called me into the office to sack me. FML

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By BigMouth McRedface - 14/05/2010 02:11 - United States

Today, I was rushing to leave work and get home because I really had to use the bathroom. My phone rang and I thought it was my husband, so I answered by saying, "I really have to poop." Yep, not my husband. It was one of my employees, who has the same name. FML

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airforce987 20

Tuesday 14 July 2015 16:25

Just say you were trying out the British expression.

THEDUDE1553566 24

Tuesday 14 July 2015 16:26

Don't trust that coworker next time

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Jiigaaboo 12

Tuesday 14 July 2015 20:37

Could be a promotion

thaqueen_fml 15

Tuesday 14 July 2015 21:09

Hopefully your boss was amused. It's not like you said "Hello, Fuckface!".

worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 14 July 2015 22:17

So what was his reply?

skepijohnson 11

Tuesday 14 July 2015 22:34

Just tell him the truth that your co worker told you it was your bf

Lars93 18

Wednesday 15 July 2015 0:22

maybe he could help you out :$

soulxreaperx356 9

Wednesday 15 July 2015 1:36

did he promote you?

helptheorphans 17

Wednesday 15 July 2015 2:31

how is this bad...

dansco 24

Wednesday 15 July 2015 3:05

You got off lightly. You could have said anything! Hey Bitch/twat etc

ezrajab 22

Wednesday 15 July 2015 4:35

Serves you right for answering the phone at work YDI

iwadasn 32

Wednesday 15 July 2015 6:13

She didn't answer the phone; her coworker answered it and handed it to her.

corky1992 33

Wednesday 15 July 2015 4:44

that's why you should always answer the phone in a professional manner no matter who it is.

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