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By sad associate - 19/12/2016 01:51 - United States - Bastrop

Today, I swung my arm with a product in my hand, and the product flew out of the packaging and hit an old lady on her head. FML

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By gnofin - 22/03/2016 21:23 - United States

Today, I was walking out of a grocery store. I hit the button on my key to open the trunk, which hit an old lady just under her chin and knocked her to the ground. As she laid there, she pointed a shaky, bony finger at me and yelled that she would sue me for everything I have. FML

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By plantfood - 06/01/2012 05:47 - United States

Today, I was boarding a plane and an elderly woman asked if I could put her carry on into the overhead bin. Eager to help, I energetically lifted her bag up, and smacked her in the face with it. FML

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Pranks for all ages

By atleastshelldiefirst - 13/10/2012 00:18 - United States

Today, I was grocery shopping, when an elderly lady walked up to me and tripped over her own feet. I caught her by the arm, at which point she shrieked at me for "groping" her. She ended up smirking as security threw me out of the store. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2019 12:07

Today, I was practicing my golf swing on my front lawn. I took a swing and on the backstroke the golf club slipped out of my hands. Next thing I know, it hits a neighbor's window, shatters it, and goes right into their living room. FML

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By Lucas79 - 08/10/2011 01:23 - Australia

Today, I was walking down the street on my way to work, when an old lady's walking stick caught my leg and sent me crashing to the ground. She apologised for the accident and watched me stumble to my feet. I said not to worry. Just as I turned to leave, I could swear a smirk crept over her face. FML

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By anon - 05/04/2017 04:00

Today, a guy grabbed my ass at the mall. I whirled around and went to sock him. He ducked and I accidentally hit the elderly woman standing behind him in the face. To say all hell broke loose would be an understatement. FML

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By crawforda350 - 12/09/2017 16:00

Today, while stocking up in preparation for Hurricane Irma, an old lady hit me over the head with her walker. She wanted the loaf of bread I'd grabbed. FML

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Accidents will happen

By Anonymous - 27/04/2009 05:58 - United States

Today, at work, I managed to hit myself in the face with a large sheet pan. The force made me back into a shelf, which knocked a box off the top, which hit me in the head and knocked me out-cold. I now have a fat lip, a sore head, and bruises all over from the fall. FML

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By anonymous22kittylicklick - 20/08/2011 04:44 - United States

Today, I was at Target deciding what chap-stick to get when an old lady violently hit me with her umbrella and kept yelling at me saying, "You are too young for this! Think twice!" FML

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Lumpy

By popeye - 25/02/2010 15:18 - United States

Today, I was trying to take the cap off a can of spray cooking oil. It was really stuck so I pulled extra hard. It flew off and I punched myself in the head. I also sprayed myself in the eye with it. The lump on my forehead and my swollen shut eye make me look like Popeye, but I'm a girl. FML

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nightshade0822 2

Saturday 24 December 2016 7:02

it could have been worse at least you weren't holding a *****

trucker2 33

Saturday 24 December 2016 7:08

How is that worse....

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nightshade0822 2

Saturday 24 December 2016 7:02

it could have been worse at least you weren't holding a *****

trucker2 33

Saturday 24 December 2016 7:08

How is that worse....

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 24 December 2016 7:31

It could have been! The OP is being very secretive about what the "product" is.

Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Saturday 24 December 2016 9:59

#2 - You forgot about the hospital report, where the doctor writes down that you have ***** induced concussion and it stays in your medical records FOREVER.

trucker2 33

Saturday 24 December 2016 7:11

Should have yelled tag your it...

Tripartita 44

Saturday 24 December 2016 7:13

This whole FML sounds like the star of very niche **** trying to explain their most recent film without using explicit language.

extrasnipes 22

Saturday 24 December 2016 7:32

I don't like multiplication. Would have been better if you had a difference!

r1has 28

Saturday 24 December 2016 7:56

This FML swings you closer to a lawsuit. Sorry I hadta

Scotth901 22

Saturday 24 December 2016 8:52

At least people know you're a passionate worker!

Colon_Man 17

Saturday 24 December 2016 13:56

Let's be honest, here; you were swinging a light sabre around, weren't you?

dabomsht123 3

Saturday 24 December 2016 16:34

That's ****** hilarious

cats1234 15

Saturday 24 December 2016 21:22

I hate when that happens! Seriously hope she wasn't too mad though!!

Iamleftout 1

Sunday 25 December 2016 0:33

Is she okay?

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