Valentine's slay, Living together and Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend wanted to have Valentine's Day sex. He then...

By DallasGal - 14/02/2012 16:31 - United States

Today, my boyfriend wanted to have Valentine's Day sex. He then remembered it was unlimited pancakes at IHOP. FML

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You deserved it 3 870

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Same thing different taste

No kinkshaming here

By Anonymous - 30/09/2012 04:37 - United States - Northridge

Today, my boyfriend told me he masturbates to the thought of me swimming in pancake syrup. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 086

You deserved it 5 776

Say yes

By fuckingdonuts - 18/05/2015 02:54 - United States - Edmond

Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to ask if I wanted to get donuts. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 057

You deserved it 5 182

By Eve - 24/06/2011 10:45 - Ireland

Today, as I passed my fiancé the pancakes I had just made, he vocalised his happiness with a groan that was EXACTLY like the one he makes when we have sex. So on a sexiness rating, I'm a pancake. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 088

You deserved it 10 722

By Anonymous - 07/02/2015 21:03 - United States - Edison

Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend made me breakfast in bed, then we went out shopping, had a picnic, watched a good romcom, had a fancy dinner, and ended the day with great sex. And when the clock struck twelve, he dumped me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 431

You deserved it 3 534

By Anonymous - 13/01/2011 21:10 - Lebanon

Today, I was having sex with my fiancé when he stopped and said, "Boy, what I wouldn't give for a burger right now." FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 379

You deserved it 4 983

By AprilFlowers - 01/12/2009 17:15 - United States

Today, I woke up early and made my boyfriend french toast. When he woke up, he yelled at me because it was his dish day and I was creating more dishes for him to do. He made me do the dishes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 180

You deserved it 7 380

By jessica - 02/02/2011 20:59 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he stopped, got off, walked into the kitchen grabbed a doughnut, and came back to finish while he ate it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 356

You deserved it 7 464

I feel love

By Anonymous - 16/02/2024 08:00 - United Kingdom

Today, for Valentine’s Day, I got my boyfriend chocolates, a new Xbox game and planned lots of kinky sexy time. He ate the chocolate, orgasmed after three thrusts, had a 2-hour nap, then ignored me while playing the new game all afternoon. He didn’t get me anything, not even my own orgasm. FML

I agree, your life sucks 764

You deserved it 168

By still hungry - 21/04/2012 13:04 - United States - Chicago

Today, my boyfriend said he was going to give me breakfast in bed before he left. He walked over, threw some granola bars on the bed next to me and left. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 320

You deserved it 4 146

By xxruby - 24/02/2015 21:07 - United States - Katy

Today, I worked my boyfriend's shift so he could stay home. I even brought him the free meal I got for helping out. Turns out he wanted to stay home so badly to cheat on me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 426

You deserved it 3 548

hoolie06 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 20:00

So you couldn't have sex afterwards or before?

aricTB 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 20:00

pancakes! yay

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JamieR1263 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 20:29

Hell yeah! Who wouldn't pass up pancakes?

famousfox77 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 20:29

can u blame him? all u can eat pancakes at ihop!!!!!!

deadsrs 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 20:30

Don't be sad OP I'm sure this happened to alot of girls... who's bf's find pancakes more alluring than their vaginas...

Helmut Arias Rodriguez 21

Monday 10 September 2018 1:47

I do, and everyone else does.

BbYhRtLsS 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 20:31

I'm not gonna lie...IHOP is definately top priority

dacman48 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 20:32

epic boyfriend win!!!

iAlwaysYDI 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 20:35

YDI for being retarded.

AngryNinja 1

Sunday 14 February 2010 20:44

i've been to ihop. if he's a real man, he'll clean her up. or she could try tomorrow.

kiss_of_death 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 20:37

@#37 wtf are u talking about, thats just another shitty joke from that **** sho south park, Igingers!

ambrz 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 20:45

IHOP is tha bomb!

OmgGuessWhatChic 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 20:57

wait...its unlimited pancake day...my god

skyshark 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 20:59

A guy with a fat g/f

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Same thing different taste

No kinkshaming here

Say yes

I feel love

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