Valentine's slay, Living together and Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend wanted to have Valentine's Day sex. He then... - FML

By DallasGal - 14/02/2012 16:31 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend wanted to have Valentine's Day sex. He then remembered it was unlimited pancakes at IHOP. FML

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Same thing different taste

No kinkshaming here

By Anonymous - 30/09/2012 04:37 - United States - Northridge

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Today, my boyfriend told me he masturbates to the thought of me swimming in pancake syrup. FML

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Say yes

By fuckingdonuts - 18/05/2015 02:54 - United States - Edmond

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Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to ask if I wanted to get donuts. FML

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By Eve - 24/06/2011 10:45 - Ireland

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Today, as I passed my fiancé the pancakes I had just made, he vocalised his happiness with a groan that was EXACTLY like the one he makes when we have sex. So on a sexiness rating, I'm a pancake. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2015 21:03 - United States - Edison

Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend made me breakfast in bed, then we went out shopping, had a picnic, watched a good romcom, had a fancy dinner, and ended the day with great sex. And when the clock struck twelve, he dumped me. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2011 21:10 - Lebanon

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Today, I was having sex with my fiancé when he stopped and said, "Boy, what I wouldn't give for a burger right now." FML

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By AprilFlowers - 01/12/2009 17:15 - United States

Today, I woke up early and made my boyfriend french toast. When he woke up, he yelled at me because it was his dish day and I was creating more dishes for him to do. He made me do the dishes. FML

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By jessica - 02/02/2011 20:59 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he stopped, got off, walked into the kitchen grabbed a doughnut, and came back to finish while he ate it. FML

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I feel love

By Anonymous - 16/02/2024 08:00 - United Kingdom

Today, for Valentine’s Day, I got my boyfriend chocolates, a new Xbox game and planned lots of kinky sexy time. He ate the chocolate, orgasmed after three thrusts, had a 2-hour nap, then ignored me while playing the new game all afternoon. He didn’t get me anything, not even my own orgasm. FML

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By still hungry - 21/04/2012 13:04 - United States - Chicago

Today, my boyfriend said he was going to give me breakfast in bed before he left. He walked over, threw some granola bars on the bed next to me and left. FML

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By xxruby - 24/02/2015 21:07 - United States - Katy

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Today, I worked my boyfriend's shift so he could stay home. I even brought him the free meal I got for helping out. Turns out he wanted to stay home so badly to cheat on me. FML

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hoolie06 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 20:00

So you couldn't have sex afterwards or before?

aricTB 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 20:00

pancakes! yay

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terran0 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 22:14

I go with #24

terran0 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 22:17

ya I would got for the pankakes u can have sex any other day but unlimmited pancakes for1 day

cmac86 23

Sunday 14 February 2010 23:07

shouldn't have sex before marriage, so ydi.

Aggriken 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 0:26

hey you, shut up.

ComMed 0

Monday 15 February 2010 0:08

your either ugly or fugly and he is using you bc he is ugly too. but he knows why you two have sex in the dark and figured if I can get pancakes all day, what else can I hav all day

eddieboy1 0

Monday 15 February 2010 0:19

lol... u pathetic !!!

Aggriken 0

Monday 15 February 2010 1:28

Today, I wanted to have sex. My boyfriend decided that food was more important. FML

bunny911 16

Monday 15 February 2010 3:54

seriously? who the f**k wouldn't take pancakes over sex?

spidergirl41 0

Monday 15 February 2010 4:19

Ahh. that sounds wrongly tasty

demoon_fml 7

Monday 15 February 2010 4:24

Omg I can't believe I missed unlimited pancake day at ihop. FML!

champsof07 0

Monday 15 February 2010 6:22

I agree. win.

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