By Anonymous - 02/08/2015 05:19 - United States - San Francisco

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Today, my boyfriend told me my vagina is "as clean as a dog's mouth." I'm not sure if that supposed to be a compliment or not. FML
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StickyPickles 33

A dog's mouth is full of bacteria just like any other damp wet space. . Google it

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FalloutScrolls 25

Truly your boyfriend has a way with analogies. A cunning linguist, that one.

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worldclassrager 39

It's healthier than a humans mouth...so you might can't to clean it a bit after I am assuming he oraled you...

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TheNiceOne 20

Fun fact: Dogs mouths are cleaner than human's mouths. Source: Vet. And Google.

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Thorzix 23

It's an urban myth and has been proved wrong.

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xenawpwa 4

That's a terrible analogy!! Would he like to "eat" a dog's mouth....ok now that's gross. However, if he's a dog lover, I suppose that's a compliment??? Just a terrible one in my opinion!

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kaylabunny1999 22

Complement dogs mouths are very clean and vaginas clean themselves

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SookyLala 13

yeah but you gotta help it along though lol, theres some stank vaginas out there.

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FamilyAngel 4

Probably, he meant, like,... You now, dogs clean things by, you now,... F that. Break up with him, allready.

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