By Anonymous - 02/08/2015 05:19 - United States - San Francisco

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Today, my boyfriend told me my vagina is "as clean as a dog's mouth." I'm not sure if that supposed to be a compliment or not. FML
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StickyPickles 33

A dog's mouth is full of bacteria just like any other damp wet space. . Google it

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anaheimangels40 11

A DOGS MOUTH IS SUPPOSE TO BE CLEANER THAN US...

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Lars93 18

he's showing passive aggressive behavior.

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EarlFug 19

But is your mouth cleaner than a giraffe's ******? I'm confused, this might require a spreadsheet.

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cr500guy 11

as long as it doesn't have teeth it's a complement

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SookyLala 13

i dont know the tone in which he said it, but the usual thought is that a dogs mouth is really clean (im pretty sure it isnt, but thats the widely accepted thought) i would probably take it as a compliment, although, a little weird.

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lucyjm 10

Actually a dogs mouth is cleaner than a humans so...? So unless he's an idiot it's a compliment

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SookyLala 13

people arent sure because it actually isnt true...

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ohkay12 11

I heard that the bacteria in dogs mouths don't affect humans, so technically it is cleaner than a human mouth. (To people that is)

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uchua 16

I've seen dogs literally eat shit. So I'm guessing it's not a compliment...

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bubbsorcuz 10

a dogs mouth is cleaner than a human. I believe it is like 99.8 percent bacteria free.

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