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By ROLLY - 03/03/2010 20:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend stole a guy's cookie. As revenge, he stole my iPod. FML

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You deserved it 3 919

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By Shortround - 30/09/2012 12:56 - United States - Wheaton

Today, I had three things stolen: my phone, my iPod, and my girlfriend. All by the same guy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 181

You deserved it 2 911

By Anonymous - 01/02/2011 18:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend dumped me because his iPod app said I was cheating. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 524

You deserved it 5 380

By oneiPodlighter - 10/10/2013 03:03 - United States - Conshohocken

Today, my "friend" came over. I caught him trying to steal my iPod on the way out. Proud of myself for catching him, I asked him to leave, only to realize that I had forgotten to actually take the iPod back from him before he left. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 966

You deserved it 24 821

By lbailey32 - 04/02/2014 01:30 - United States - Seneca Falls

Today, my boyfriend decided the best way to inform me of his shoplifting tendencies was to steal stuff while we were at Starbucks. FML

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You deserved it 4 467

By iliketoastalot - 09/08/2011 17:38 - United States

Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 626

You deserved it 5 904

By Anonymous - 04/03/2010 17:15 - Estonia

Today, I stole a bite of my boyfriend's hamburger. He threw a fit, saying I took too big a bite and I had to replace it with a new, more expensive one. Afterwards, he said how lucky I was he didn't break up with me then and there. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 577

You deserved it 10 475

By Anonymous - 14/02/2013 20:23 - Germany

Today, my girlfriend bought herself a brand new iPad and iPod Touch, and returned my aging iPod and Kindle, which she constantly steals for her own use. She considers it my Valentine's Day present. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 894

You deserved it 3 824

By foretwintie - 06/06/2009 11:18 - Canada

Today, while I was taking a break at work, someone stole my iPod from my desk. I work in a police station. FML

I agree, your life sucks 74 205

You deserved it 8 276

By anonymous - 22/02/2010 18:11 - Canada

Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 606

You deserved it 3 043

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By Anonymous - 31/01/2021 03:30

Today, I found one of my boyfriend's earbuds in the dryer. He's gonna be pissed. FML

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You deserved it 154

maplebaby 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 1:09

your boyfriend is a douche.

pepsie_fml 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 1:07

eat the cookie as pay back

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Muhare 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 1:18

your boyfriend owes you a new iPod (music included)

FCChelsea 3

Thursday 4 March 2010 1:22

if it was a sugar cookie, its worth it

FCChelsea 3

Thursday 4 March 2010 1:21

If it was a sugar cookie, it was worth it

yourlifesfucked 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 1:23

how stupid is the OP, honestly. give the guy money for the cookie and call the cops if he doesnt give the iPod back. grow a pair FFS.

piemasterp 8

Thursday 4 March 2010 1:25

um unless the op is gay, they probably wont be able to gets some balls

yourlifesfucked 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 1:28

i know op is a girl. i tell everyone to grow a pair when they are acting like huge gaping vaginas.

antwon86 4

Tuesday 14 February 2012 2:01

How gaping?

dsegui4 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 1:24

wow that person must have been reallyyyyyy hungry...!!

Lewnna 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 1:30

I guess you don't understand what food means to guys, then.

Person1233 12

Thursday 4 March 2010 1:32

Today, I have a boyfriend in kindergarten. FML.

katiedoll6 7

Wednesday 28 March 2012 18:29

Hahaha

Person1233 12

Thursday 4 March 2010 1:33

Today, I have a boyfriend in kindergarten. FML. /facepalm

xosKsxo 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 1:34

cool boyfriend you got?

chrislegend 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 1:45

stealing a cookie is not in the realm of douchebagery...

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