Love: Today, my boyfriend stole a guy's cookie. As revenge, he stole... - FML

By ROLLY - 03/03/2010 20:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend stole a guy's cookie. As revenge, he stole my iPod. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 538

You deserved it 3 919

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By Shortround - 30/09/2012 12:56 - United States - Wheaton

Today, I had three things stolen: my phone, my iPod, and my girlfriend. All by the same guy. FML

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You deserved it 2 911

By Anonymous - 01/02/2011 18:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend dumped me because his iPod app said I was cheating. FML

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You deserved it 5 380

By oneiPodlighter - 10/10/2013 03:03 - United States - Conshohocken

Today, my "friend" came over. I caught him trying to steal my iPod on the way out. Proud of myself for catching him, I asked him to leave, only to realize that I had forgotten to actually take the iPod back from him before he left. FML

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By lbailey32 - 04/02/2014 01:30 - United States - Seneca Falls

Today, my boyfriend decided the best way to inform me of his shoplifting tendencies was to steal stuff while we were at Starbucks. FML

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You deserved it 4 467

By iliketoastalot - 09/08/2011 17:38 - United States

Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML

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You deserved it 5 904

By Anonymous - 04/03/2010 17:15 - Estonia

Today, I stole a bite of my boyfriend's hamburger. He threw a fit, saying I took too big a bite and I had to replace it with a new, more expensive one. Afterwards, he said how lucky I was he didn't break up with me then and there. FML

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You deserved it 10 475

By Anonymous - 14/02/2013 20:23 - Germany

Today, my girlfriend bought herself a brand new iPad and iPod Touch, and returned my aging iPod and Kindle, which she constantly steals for her own use. She considers it my Valentine's Day present. FML

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You deserved it 3 824

By foretwintie - 06/06/2009 11:18 - Canada

Today, while I was taking a break at work, someone stole my iPod from my desk. I work in a police station. FML

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You deserved it 8 277

By anonymous - 22/02/2010 18:11 - Canada

Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 607

You deserved it 3 043

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By Anonymous - 31/01/2021 03:30

Today, I found one of my boyfriend's earbuds in the dryer. He's gonna be pissed. FML

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maplebaby 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 1:09

your boyfriend is a douche.

pepsie_fml 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 1:07

eat the cookie as pay back

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Randomxnp 10

Thursday 4 March 2010 1:49

Errrrmmmm ... so you called the police and had this guy arrested, I take it. No?, then YDI

allard 14

Thursday 4 March 2010 1:58

If you've learnt anything from this FML it's: Don't **** with a man and his cookie.

BUHLAWFOOLxD 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 2:01

So true, especially the ones with the little M

giannee 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 2:22

i'll never **** with a man and his cookie ever again.

Fedor_is_KING 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 3:10

You can **** a man and involve cookies if you want though. I love cookies.

adrianna4ever 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 5:17

@ 48 haha nice

woofis 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 2:10

you know who did it bust his ass!

Nakedsquirrel 5

Thursday 4 March 2010 2:36

Was it a double chocolate chip cookie? A snickerdoodle? A peanut butter cookie with a hershey kiss in it? There are some cookies you do not **** with. Especially if they were homemade.

jebby011 0

Monday 19 April 2010 0:31

snickerdoodles whe wernt messing with the plural , just one snickerdoodle

yeahreally 6

Thursday 4 March 2010 2:52

And the moral of the story is don't steal peoples cookies or they get revenged 100x over. lmfaoo

Olympian94 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 4:39

I like thin girls...

jonny2x4 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 2:56

Is your boyfriend bisexual? "Stealing a guy's cookie" sounds like code for gay sex.

piemasterp 8

Thursday 4 March 2010 3:01

lol

youngbutwise15 5

Thursday 4 March 2010 3:41

Jonny, that indeed does sound like a code for gay sex. Guy 1: Hey dude, you see that hot guy over there? Cuy 2: Yeah, so? Guy 1: Wanna go get him drunk and steal his cookie Guy 2: **** YEAH *I so call copyright if a entry on urbanictionary comes up for stealing his cookie, if it doesn't already exist. Jonny can have it too....*

xHabsfanx 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 4:20

rofl this ^

ikickyourbutt 9

Saturday 16 July 2011 6:57

56- Win :). That made my day ?

mkylem 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 3:15

Wow... You boyfriend should have beat the crap out of him.

abacus203 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 3:24

i completly agree with #33...and sucks to be you

strandedinalimo 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 3:25

Shut up OP you live in Florida, therefore when the time comes you can easily go to the Harry Potter theme park!! :( hahaha

ILoveMyLifeSoMuc 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 3:45

to me this really doent make ANY sense!!

lifeisdabestsome 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 3:49

me too. I don't know why he needs revenge on the gf. she wasn't even involved in the situation yet her iPod is being stolen. what??????????????

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