Miscellaneous: Today, my boyfriend posted a screenshot from a porno on my Facebook,... - FML

By Anonymous - 22/07/2013 19:08 - Trinidad and Tobago - Port-of-spain

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Today, my boyfriend posted a screenshot from a porno on my Facebook, because the girl in it looked freakishly similar to me. My dad commented, asking for a link to the video. FML

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By wellokthen - 26/11/2019 18:00 - United States - Birmingham

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Today, my friend sent me a link to a porn video. The guy in it was my boyfriend, the girl in it wasn't me, but they were in my bed. FML

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By identitychangeplease - 19/09/2012 20:41 - Sweden - Nyn?shamn

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Today, a guy I've been seeing for a while sent me a link to a porn site, with the message, "Holy fuck, isn't this your mom?!" Thinking he was joking around, I clicked the link just to see what sick shit he wanted to show me. It was my mom. FML

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By Red - 04/12/2014 16:31

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Today, my girlfriend found out that I secretly watch porn while she sleeps, but she seemed to be fine with it. That's until the next day, when she got on my Facebook account and publicly shared every porn page I visit. My father even commented, "Poor choice in porn, son". FML

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By TheOtherWoman - 18/01/2013 17:21 - United Kingdom - Weston-super-mare

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Today, I saw in my browser history a profile from one of those "Facebook of sex" websites. Turns out that my boyfriend has been posting naked pictures of himself on there using my laptop and flirting with teenage girls. His excuse? "I have friends on there." FML

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By omgwtfsam - 27/07/2009 00:53 - United States

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Today, my dad somehow found some pictures of my boyfriend having sex with some girl and went on a rampage about how pissed he was that he was cheating on me. I had to explain to my parents that I was the girl in the pictures. FML

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By oopsydaddy - 14/08/2018 06:00

Today, my dad asked my help with a computer problem. Whenever he logged on Facebook, every single advertisement appeared to be hardcore porn. I had to awkwardly explain that these ads are based on his browsing habits. FML

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By thefuckedupbunny - 18/08/2019 20:00

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Today, while on the train with my dad, my boyfriend sent me a message. It was a nude, and when I looked, my dad saw. FML

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By laury - 09/05/2012 02:05 - Canada - Port Elgin

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Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm. FML

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It's out there

By anonymous - 03/09/2021 20:00

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Today, my boyfriend showed me a video on his phone that he'd recorded of us having sex. Furious, I asked him if he'd ever shown it to anyone. His response was, "No, not really, I mean… My roommate walked in on me watching it. Oh, and my dad wanted to know how our relationship was going, I was drunk…" FML

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By ruffrider - 05/02/2009 14:09 - United States

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Today, I decided to send my boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidentally sent it to my dad and got a text back saying, "You definitely take after your mom." FML

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Top comments

Goldenberry_fml 14

Tuesday 23 July 2013 1:42

Maybe your dad just wanted to make sure it wasn't you? Let's hope so.

JoshuahColins 19

Tuesday 23 July 2013 1:41

Oh that's nasty...

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oh_lordy_me 18

Tuesday 23 July 2013 1:54

Huh, that FML is creepy on so many levels...

AtomicDiamond87 15

Tuesday 23 July 2013 1:54

Wow not creepy at all

JasonUMN 15

Tuesday 23 July 2013 1:59

Your dad just wants to...um...make sure it's not you.

soFREAKED 13

Tuesday 23 July 2013 2:05

.....creepy...........

kross_reach 17

Tuesday 23 July 2013 2:15

Why is he watching **** in the first place?

hazardmuffin 21

Tuesday 23 July 2013 2:23

Because watching **** is a thing some people do sometimes?

Dracoboxer357 35

Tuesday 23 July 2013 3:28

32- Well, the ****'s not going to watch itself, is it?? ;)

misspulkadot24 17

Tuesday 23 July 2013 4:44

'Cause it makes meh feeeeeeeel good! *ahem* I mean "him". Because I'm a girl. I don't watch ****. Or poop. Well look at the time, I best be off! *runs away in a panic with arms flailing wildly*

krapula 4

Tuesday 23 July 2013 18:57

Because why not?

ise3 10

Tuesday 23 July 2013 2:17

Can i have the link too? :D

perdix 29

Tuesday 23 July 2013 2:20

Looks like a creepy threesome is in the offing. Yuck!!

FlyingLeumer 19

Tuesday 23 July 2013 6:22

Maybe Perdix IS Mr. Rodgers! *que dramatic chipmunk music*

nikhilmanuel 10

Tuesday 23 July 2013 2:21

You might want to confront your dad. It could be that he was just making sure that it wasn't you.....or he could be insanely perverted.....

Juneyah1017 9

Tuesday 23 July 2013 2:28

Report him immediately

bandeek 30

Tuesday 23 July 2013 4:17

For what..?

Ambience138 11

Tuesday 23 July 2013 6:35

Incest is pretty natural. People have been doing it for eons.

cubanfriday 5

Tuesday 23 July 2013 2:38

Maybe u look like your mom

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