Miscellaneous: Today, my boyfriend posted a screenshot from a porno on my Facebook,... - FML

By Anonymous - 22/07/2013 19:08 - Trinidad and Tobago - Port-of-spain

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Today, my boyfriend posted a screenshot from a porno on my Facebook, because the girl in it looked freakishly similar to me. My dad commented, asking for a link to the video. FML

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By wellokthen - 26/11/2019 18:00 - United States - Birmingham

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Today, my friend sent me a link to a porn video. The guy in it was my boyfriend, the girl in it wasn't me, but they were in my bed. FML

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By identitychangeplease - 19/09/2012 20:41 - Sweden - Nyn?shamn

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Today, a guy I've been seeing for a while sent me a link to a porn site, with the message, "Holy fuck, isn't this your mom?!" Thinking he was joking around, I clicked the link just to see what sick shit he wanted to show me. It was my mom. FML

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By Red - 04/12/2014 16:31

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Today, my girlfriend found out that I secretly watch porn while she sleeps, but she seemed to be fine with it. That's until the next day, when she got on my Facebook account and publicly shared every porn page I visit. My father even commented, "Poor choice in porn, son". FML

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By TheOtherWoman - 18/01/2013 17:21 - United Kingdom - Weston-super-mare

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Today, I saw in my browser history a profile from one of those "Facebook of sex" websites. Turns out that my boyfriend has been posting naked pictures of himself on there using my laptop and flirting with teenage girls. His excuse? "I have friends on there." FML

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That bastard!

By omgwtfsam - 27/07/2009 00:53 - United States

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Today, my dad somehow found some pictures of my boyfriend having sex with some girl and went on a rampage about how pissed he was that he was cheating on me. I had to explain to my parents that I was the girl in the pictures. FML

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By oopsydaddy - 14/08/2018 06:00

Today, my dad asked my help with a computer problem. Whenever he logged on Facebook, every single advertisement appeared to be hardcore porn. I had to awkwardly explain that these ads are based on his browsing habits. FML

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By thefuckedupbunny - 18/08/2019 20:00

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Today, while on the train with my dad, my boyfriend sent me a message. It was a nude, and when I looked, my dad saw. FML

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By laury - 09/05/2012 02:05 - Canada - Port Elgin

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Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm. FML

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It's out there

By anonymous - 03/09/2021 20:00

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Today, my boyfriend showed me a video on his phone that he'd recorded of us having sex. Furious, I asked him if he'd ever shown it to anyone. His response was, "No, not really, I mean… My roommate walked in on me watching it. Oh, and my dad wanted to know how our relationship was going, I was drunk…" FML

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By ruffrider - 05/02/2009 14:09 - United States

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Today, I decided to send my boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidentally sent it to my dad and got a text back saying, "You definitely take after your mom." FML

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Goldenberry_fml 14

Tuesday 23 July 2013 1:42

Maybe your dad just wanted to make sure it wasn't you? Let's hope so.

JoshuahColins 19

Tuesday 23 July 2013 1:41

Oh that's nasty...

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moosy0_o 15

Friday 26 July 2013 16:17

"looked freakishly similar to me" ... Do youngsters use that as an excuse for being in a porno now?

Royalistic 8

Saturday 27 July 2013 23:23

best dad ever.

daxxbuttons 12

Tuesday 23 December 2014 21:13

Maybe OP looks like her mother at a young age and Dad just wants to reminisce.

bballer4_life 14

Sunday 31 May 2015 16:12

At least that means your pornstar pretty, right?

iHyperModz 22

Saturday 8 August 2015 2:21

Oh, that's nasty *Cleveland voice*.

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