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By brigie - 01/05/2013 08:21 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my boyfriend of two and a half years left me. To clear my head I decided to go for a drive. My car broke down on the way. The only mechanic I have ever used and trusted with my car is my boyfriend. Yes, I had to call him. FML

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By iJuli - 08/04/2012 05:17 - United States - Billings

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML

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Today, my car broke down. My boyfriend, who is not too handy, insisted on fixing it. He called me outside and said he was done and started the engine. Moments after rejoicing, it burst into flames. FML

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By 5220 - 21/04/2009 13:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were driving back to college. He broke up with me 2 hours into the 3 hour drive. I had to sit in the car with him for the last hour. FML

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Today, I bought my very first car that I spent years saving for. A few hours after I signed all the papers, I let my boyfriend go for a test drive. He totaled it. FML

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By FuckedByLife - 12/02/2017 19:00 - United Kingdom - Bridgend

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By Anon - 13/03/2016 00:13 - United States - San Antonio

Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. As we waited for our food he took my hand and said, "I think we should break up." When I got outside, my tire was flat. FML

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By nokeys - 02/04/2009 20:16 - United States

Today, I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend after driving 200 miles to see him. While arguing, I told him I never wanted to see him again and left after slamming the front door. I left my car keys in his kitchen. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2010 07:20 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 4 years, telling him he needed to be more responsible, and stop relying on me for everything. When I told him to leave, he told me he needed some gas money. FML

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By And you think I'M crazy? - 22/04/2013 05:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I got into an argument. Naturally, I drove over to my best friend's house for comfort. My boyfriend saw me driving past his house and promptly broke up with me for being "a psycho stalker." She lives across the street from him. FML

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Zambowi 15

Wednesday 1 May 2013 16:11

To be fair, you didn't HAVE to call him, you chose to.

JoshTheMaggot 8

Wednesday 1 May 2013 16:12

You didn't have to call him, you chose to. Still a shitty situation to be in. Hopefully you can find a new mechanic.

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TechFire 25

Wednesday 1 May 2013 21:39

Why are so many of you saying that she should have called her dad? Are dads in Australia required to be trained mechanics or something?

01Ben21 10

Wednesday 1 May 2013 22:17

There are plenty of other mechanics. Seems like you need to venture out and find a new one.

Palirose 22

Wednesday 1 May 2013 22:51

Actually, I agree with you, Noor. A walk would have been much better and it would save you gas. Gas is expensive nowadays.

brittany1143 5

Thursday 2 May 2013 1:42

There are other mechanics. Not just him

Alison_Rays 4

Thursday 2 May 2013 2:12

Aww dude that sucks so much!!!!

droidlover 14

Thursday 2 May 2013 2:32

Haha that's what you get

amifaiyaz 12

Thursday 2 May 2013 3:05

You might want to look for another mechanic, it looks kinda sad asking your ex to do stuff for you like that.

Zebediabolical 39

Thursday 2 May 2013 4:57

He probably thinks you did it on purpose in order to see him. FYL, OP

Shmatterhorn 38

Thursday 2 May 2013 5:55

I see a boat payment in your ex's future. So sorry, OP.

ni0ve 9

Thursday 2 May 2013 6:37

u didnt have to.call him. google a mechanic. he probably thought u set it up too. fyl

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