Miscellaneous: Today, my boyfriend got so baked, he thought I was in the washing...

By cutiecuppiecakez - 29/02/2016 21:04 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend got so baked, he thought I was in the washing machine. I came downstairs to find him sitting in a puddle of soaking wet clothes, crying about where I was. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 022

You deserved it 3 033

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By gp28 - 18/02/2010 20:08 - United States

Today, I woke up to hear my boyfriend drunkenly crashing around in the living room, after peeing in an ashtray because he thought it was a urinal. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 915

You deserved it 4 004

By anti-peecleaner - 22/11/2010 22:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 422

You deserved it 5 216

By Embarassed - 10/09/2009 05:32 - Canada

Today, I got out of bed and went to the bathroom. At least, I thought I did, until I woke up to my pants, sheets, and boyfriend all soaking wet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 577

You deserved it 8 108

By soawkward - 26/01/2012 19:09 - Canada

Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 018

You deserved it 5 138

By Pissy - 23/05/2019 06:05

Today, I thought my boyfriend wanted to be romantic by pouring a bath, getting in then calling me in. As I get comfortable, he stands up and gets out. At the same time, I notice yellow water. He'd pissed in the tub for a joke. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 351

You deserved it 224

By Anonymous - 07/06/2016 07:45

Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom and proudly showed me how far back he could stand from the toilet while he peed. Unfortunately, he got distracted and peed all over the floor I had mopped just an hour before. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 889

You deserved it 1 234

What happened?

By ....ew - 05/04/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, after a short trip out of town, I came back late at night to the yard clean, the house swept and mopped, all the laundry done, and my son asleep. I was thrilled with my boyfriend, until I found him passed out, covered in spilled beer and piss. FML

I agree, your life sucks 397

You deserved it 149

By annoyedgf - 11/07/2015 12:44

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend standing at the end of the bed staring at a large wet spot. Boy do I know how to pick 'em! FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 996

You deserved it 3 371

By Stinky - 20/11/2011 10:23 - United States

Today, at 2am, I heard a strange sound coming from the hallway. I walked over, only to discover my drunk boyfriend pissing in the closet. On my favorite shoes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 183

You deserved it 4 892

Sick burn

By Anonymous - 16/05/2010 08:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came home while I was making a snack in the kitchen. We started making out and he lifted me up and sat my ass on the hot stove. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 996

You deserved it 8 071

trulypar 34

Tuesday 1 March 2016 11:51

How sweet, he tried to save you from drowning in the washer.

SkullsRules1 26

Tuesday 1 March 2016 11:52

That would have been a great time to just start talking and let him think that you had dissolved into bubbles.

Comments

tzuri4 11

Tuesday 1 March 2016 12:34

At least you know he loves you

lantz4levi 19

Tuesday 1 March 2016 13:15

"And that's why you don't do drugs kids"

laden_swallow09 34

Tuesday 1 March 2016 15:43

"Stay in school, don't do drugs, and drink yo milk!" "Drugs're bayad, m'kay?"

Toksik_Kid 14

Tuesday 1 March 2016 13:23

That's not weed....that's some kind of heroin

bandaidstations 28

Tuesday 1 March 2016 18:48

No, if it was heroin he would be passed out not giving any ***** where his girlfriend was.

bapbap_fml 15

Tuesday 1 March 2016 13:29

He must have some really good weed. Or it's laced with crack.

Leauge 13

Tuesday 1 March 2016 13:44

He cares about you and that's what matters!

fakedsincerity 32

Tuesday 1 March 2016 13:45

That's so adorable. I'd then proceed to tease him about it for the rest of his life.

RememberSchlitz 9

Tuesday 1 March 2016 13:46

It might be time to ask him if he wants to maybe, you know, sorta kinda step away from the bong for a while. That level of stoned is far beyond "recreational use".