By user210 - 26/03/2012 03:05 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend got really excited that he'd broken his own record; he can now last a full 2 minutes in bed. FML
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Mercedes16 7

At least he broke the record. Lol

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iamabamf 17

Doesn't matter, had sex.

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polkadot3155 6

I was going to give this a thumbs up until I saw it was at 69, so I thought I better leave it :)

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MicroFuturism 1

This stuff really confuses me: apparently there's a lot of guys who have this problem, yet none of the guys I've ever met. Maybe they hide?

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sammyjanette 17

Awe I think we found someone who's been hiding! No need to be a jerk just because she found out your little secret.

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lajaynay 15

Who ever said she was sleeping with them? She could simply be having conversations with guy friends about that topic and they have never had that problem.

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gladstone123 5

People who have this problem would OBVIOUSLY talk about it. Right.

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TheDrudgeChild 4

23 - she's 16, it's a problem regardless.

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G0odgrief 0

I've never met a sixteen year old who doesn't have this problem. half of them cum at the thought of sex for goodness' sakes

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hawaiianfire 0

When I was 16, I had the exact opposite problem. I had to go for hours before I could finish. Going for that long is worse than going for 2 minutes, 2 hours in and it feels like your bumping bruises against each other :/.

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lostmongoose 23

A lot of guys lie about how long they last.

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GimmeFive 10

I'm sorry... At least ur experienced?

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berichsoon 11

He's got a long way to go this is just the start

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sadistmonkey 19

Making love for Making love for two Making love for two minutes When it's with me girl you only need two minutes 'cause I'm so intense

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daisy963 4

Haha well two mins is all you got ;)

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CuteDumBlonde64 11

Hey slowly but surely:)

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zowieandzander77 1

2 minutes is not slowly...

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coffee_man900 16

Encourage, don't Discourage. Oh and never tell him that you told the whole World about it. :)

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br0ccoli 14

I think you need to communicate more with Jackhammer Jeremy on how he needs to slow it down. Also, put a microwave dinner in. You'll probably have to wait a few seconds for it though. I know you'll be starving with the appetite you'll worked up from all that sex.

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SebastianG 2

Guinness Book of World Records.. MAKE SOME ROOM!

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