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By smith - / Saturday 28 January 2012 03:13 / United Kingdom
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You drugged her with laxatives just because she made a joke about your junk? I'd drug you with a bit of arsenic for that...asshole FHL

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Sleep with one eye open and some sort of weapon under your pillow, 'cuz when women come for revenge they're out for blood...

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*says something stupid that could possibly result in more than 10 thumbs down* *also puts on some shutter shades in a failed attempt to look cool, but instead spells words incurektly becoz he cent see thr kerbird*

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I've noticed a lot of love FMLs have people who go Today, my boyfriend says *joke*. FML. They took it seriously, and posters somewhat get it's a joke. Pretty ironic FML, but YDI, ass/jerkoff/douchebag/whatever your insults are.

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Agreed. She made a verbal joke and you took it to the next level - physical? Then had the balls to COMPLAIN when she was stuck in the bathroom "shitting her guts out" for over an hour like it put you out instead of her? The comment above me is right. Your wife married an asshole.

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Dude, really? I think a prank in return for a joke is pretty fair. And besides, they are clearly a couple that enjoys jokes.

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Well I probably wouldn't have slipped her laxatives in the first place so instead there'd be a hailstorm of sex

Hm well I think your wife should be the one writing this FML, you know since she's practically shitting fire in there...

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"Today, I made a joke about my husbands penis so he drugged me and I spent hours shitting my guts out while he lay in bed. FML"

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There's a brand of duct tape literally called Duck Tape. I guess they figured they'd take advantage of the common misspelling and make more money.

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No. You NEVER make jokes about a mans penis size. I don't care if it's huge, a lot of guys are sensitive about that stuff.

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