Love: Today, my boyfriend gave me acne cream for my birthday. FML

By amber - 19/04/2012 18:00 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, my boyfriend gave me acne cream for my birthday. FML

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By same - 21/11/2015 06:39 - United States - Palo Alto

Today, my boyfriend decided to gift me soap, a razor, and deodorant for my birthday. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2009 22:13 - United States

Today, I got a birthday present from my boyfriend's mom. It was ProActiv acne solution. He tried to make me feel better by explaining it's because she wants to be able to include me in family pictures. FML

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You deserved it 3 386

By random123 - 29/11/2009 05:16 - United States

Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend was kind enough to give me prescription strength deodorant. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2015 19:48 - United States

Today, I woke up next to my boyfriend. He gazed at me, stroked my cheek, and said, "Christ, you really need something for this acne." FML

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You deserved it 2 533

By IloveJapan - 02/04/2012 14:02 - Japan

Today, my boyfriend gave me a hickey. On my forehead. FML

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Thanks, I guess…

By Anonymous - 21/09/2013 18:10 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. I don't mind crappy gifts, but I have to wonder why the hell my boyfriend bought me a home enema kit. FML

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You deserved it 4 166

By Deaf Dumb & Blonde - 01/09/2016 21:17 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. I told my boyfriend I wanted to feel special even if for just one day. He said he would do the laundry for me. FML

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Best birthday ever!

By IHateMyLife - 01/02/2021 08:01

Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend had promised that the day would belong to me. But no, I had to drive 80km forth and back to pick him up from work, then he took pictures with his new camera lens, then he decided what to eat, demanded a massage, and then he just fell asleep. Happy birthday to me. FML

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You deserved it 272

By ppp - 14/09/2011 04:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend gave me a gift. A half-used bottle of body lotion that belonged to his dead wife. FML

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You deserved it 3 408

By Anonymous - 29/01/2011 11:55 - Canada

Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend had been telling me for the past two weeks that he had something planned for the occasion. His plan? Me watching TV with his parents, who hate me, while he went to work. His gift? A brand new Xbox 360 for himself. FML

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kirra16 5

Thursday 19 April 2012 22:56

It's sort of harsh but he's just trying to help you.

hotPinklipstick 24

Thursday 19 April 2012 23:24

26- Actually Justin Bieber does advertising for Proactive, which is an acne cream. He has for a while now.

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gibbyguppy 0

Friday 20 April 2012 1:42

Lol, just lol

baygirl564 9

Friday 20 April 2012 1:35

Happy birthday though :), that was just one day, you still have 364 good days to have.

Candice0687 0

Friday 20 April 2012 1:48

So tell him I know its my birthday but I got you something to and give him Viagra.

Dougmonroey3 0

Friday 20 April 2012 1:47

i feel your pain ;( , that happened to me once with a gf i had. in front of her family too. so embarrassing & akward -______-

KrazyKlutzyKali 2

Friday 20 April 2012 2:21

How thoughtful.

polkadot3155 6

Friday 20 April 2012 2:37

I'd be happy.. That shit's expensive.

lollipopcicle 6

Friday 20 April 2012 2:37

mumgee 3

Friday 20 April 2012 2:59

The gift that gives on giving.

peaceout7247 1

Friday 20 April 2012 3:02

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!! Have some acne cream.

laurenmacias 0

Friday 20 April 2012 3:16

Better him than Justin beiber

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