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By Anonymous - / Sunday 6 December 2009 22:13 / United States
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By  TC1_fml  |  0

Well, apparently you dont take care 'bout your face, at least she does. YDI & stop bitching.

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Here's a very simply word equation for you.

I'm an American + I wash my face twice a day + I also use spot treatment cream four times a week + I still have acne problems because my skin is naturally oily and my hormones fluctuate greatly during That Time of the Month = I'm a hygienic yet still-pimply American and you're still a metaphorical herpes sore on the metaphorical arsehole of the human race.

Thanks for playing!

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