By highfive - 17/10/2014 01:27 - United States - Dedham

Today, my boyfriend gave his penis a high five for not getting me pregnant. He does this every time I get my period. Every. Single. Time. FML
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Pwib 14

Can you really give it "five" if it doesn't have a hand?

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alex_gen 38

There's a new invention out there. Condoms.

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ckerane 16

have you not herd of contraception anyway?

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liza1922 7

Sounds like you're not using birth control, which you should be using if you don't want kids. I had my period the first two months each time I was pregnant

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cityofdragonfire 8

please do not reproduce with this man. also, as retribution, give yourself a high five every time you make him climax. Maybe then, he'll see.

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Axel5238 29

He'd find the fist bump funny most likely and it'd encourage him.

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Axel5238 29

Please don't have kids with this idiot. Having a healthy sense of humor is one thing, but someones sense of humor could also be a great sign of perpetual man child/frat boy.

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drafrica 5

I am with him here! Happy No-fathers day!

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kev1029 22

Well the day you do get pregnant, you'll be wishing he'd still be high fiving it.

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