By Anonymous - 14/01/2010 22:35 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend dumped me by writing "we're through fat slob" on my forehead whilst I was asleep in permanent marker. FML
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Luckster 0

You're better off without him if he's that immature. 8|

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CyclonePsycho 1

If he feels the need to call people fat slob, then that relationship was going nowhere anyway. Still, sorry your feelings got hurt.

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ThatsSoRaven 0

Thats SO RAVEN!

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mel984 0

What a wanker, you don't need someone like that anyway!

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TrijonVirus 0

haha! thats funny!

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AliceC_fml 3

write TINY PENIS on his forehead in permanent marker

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aussie827 0

Only women are fat. And you probably made his dinner wrong or something, do it better next time or this will only happen again.

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cjammer 0

Please perish in a fiery car crash and rid the world of your ignorance.

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rockin198 0

omg that sucks so much

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ImASHMARTcookie 0

YDI for having so much random ink around...

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ImASHMARTcookie 0

in case you didnt get that it was about "sleeping in permanant marker" lol ^^ :P

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beccaxoxo88 0

YDI (x2) maybe she cheated on him. But.. we shall never find out the "other" side of the story! heehee

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AntiChrist7 0

YDI for dating a child.

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